<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2026 19:19:17 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/created/supervillain/rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[WHAT IF... No Wild Pass. Energy costs 40 DEC in Wild. Energy does not Replenish.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Dear minions, Good idea? Bad idea? You decide!! Let's explore an alternate Splinterlands Universe... What if... In Wild, energy does NOT replenish. Modern stays the same. Only Wild changes. Each season]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/splinterlands/@deceth/what-if-no-wild-pass-energy-costs-40-dec-in-wild-energy-does-not-replenish</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/splinterlands/@deceth/what-if-no-wild-pass-energy-costs-40-dec-in-wild-energy-does-not-replenish</guid><category><![CDATA[splinterlands]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[deceth]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 09 Sep 2024 19:14:57 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/FUkUE5bzkAZT3HzV5tJDiU2ik81PCd4JCyhWnRcDN8XJsVFY3UNB8DCSkntFMTK73QpBcTcPgFevba9D1h1toiP466udhRy6fX8MM62n3f4ZR27SQ6tMX53bjMF9t8oxjG4Cb6PWa86sEDZ4Qx8SE4MTbbiHynqmNLsY?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[GWEN’S GLINT SHOP - THE SECRET IDENTITY OF SPLINTERLANDS GREATEST ENTREPRENEUR]]></title><description><![CDATA[Dear minions, Who the hell is Gwen? Gwen has become one of Splinterlands most successful entrepreneurs overnight. She's got a real great glint shop. I used to scavenge dead rotting monster corpses on the]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-13323/@deceth/gwens-glint-shop-the-secret-identity-of-splinterlands-greatrst-entrepreneur</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-13323/@deceth/gwens-glint-shop-the-secret-identity-of-splinterlands-greatrst-entrepreneur</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-13323]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[deceth]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 05 Apr 2024 00:58:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/FUkUE5bzkAZT3HzV5tJDiU2ik81PCd4JCyhWnRcDN8XJsVFY3UNB8DCSkntFMTK73QpBdXMKY3S13LS9nU1RqFhN43K9NLhq2WPabafAPYGGGErezgq35p7S1uB55XBw2K9TXxmH3q8sysYQ2oTdGCJR3URCSXnKsWKp?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Have you ever squeezed an egg out a flame imp!?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Dear minions, Have you ever tried to squeeze an egg out of a flame imp? I've been trying for the last week, but all I've done is stretch them out and make them angry... Here's the thing. I promised the]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/steemmonsters/@deceth/have-you-ever-squeezed-an-egg-out-a-flame-imp</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/steemmonsters/@deceth/have-you-ever-squeezed-an-egg-out-a-flame-imp</guid><category><![CDATA[steemmonsters]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[deceth]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 08 Oct 2019 12:00:33 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3zpz8WQe4SNGWd7TzozjPgq3rggennavDx3XPY35pEAVnpsopWgvmW2RFLPEtqGTmQhZUtnaNhnXAmUUzHX57jZtYkLzNTxfXtaiHBVjrgw2D5bCUDTMpuWqZD4khZJ33TsXDqcGuWYbn2xy89CJ?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Furious Chicken Farms - Get Your Farm Fresh Eggs!!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Dear minions, Tired of your animated corpses eating brains and staining the couch? Do you hate stepping over bodies in the kitchen after vampire dinner? What about feral spirits leaving mouse heads under]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/steemmonsters/@deceth/furious-chicken-farms-get-your-farm-fresh-eggs</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/steemmonsters/@deceth/furious-chicken-farms-get-your-farm-fresh-eggs</guid><category><![CDATA[steemmonsters]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[deceth]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 30 Sep 2019 23:37:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3zpz8WQe4SNGWd7TzozjPgq3rggennavDx3XPY35pEAVnpsopWgvmW2RFLPEtqGTmQhZUtnaNhnXAmUUzHX57jZtYkLzNTxfXtaiHBVjrgw2D5bCUDTMpuWqZD4khZJ33TsXDqcGuWYbn2xy89CJ?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Alligators are cool dudes.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Dear minions, Alligators have a bad reputation because sometimes they eat people. And you know who suffers in the end?? All of us, because there are no good alligator movies! Sometimes I'm just in the]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/life/@deceth/alligators-are-cool-dudes</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/life/@deceth/alligators-are-cool-dudes</guid><category><![CDATA[life]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[deceth]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 12 Sep 2019 12:07:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/JLypLpqVPBaKaRaouqJKpK1JreX63Cyei6SL51PK9fWostPNW6mNXxGYHp7o6wUzzDGzURCUo6rB4DmBFsC6tg6p83P1sczN3aUXFjg3kfEoL8kLrimC57Y6GB72aw55ZkZAg9Qi8rW74rQ7UFszejggua5c8useJ2eKWX9zCLeq7PbEqpnnfSr3wiKkcN5Mqg?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Living inside a volcano sucks.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Dear minions, Living inside volcano isn't as cool as it sounds. If you're thinking about investing in real estate, think twice before buying a volcano. First of all, think about the giant staircase you'll]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/life/@deceth/living-inside-a-volcano-sucks</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/life/@deceth/living-inside-a-volcano-sucks</guid><category><![CDATA[life]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[deceth]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 12 Sep 2019 02:11:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/6pu4ZRycQdDVScudzd6MCPSXks2Yb5eBsm266mkDh4Ym6FbUmFGXi6d1iCkQoK2KTzxnNcLQubWa5bAMVUSfVU8PWeMYbYt5jtoK828mh1GAf2XMs2QSQDE41jhngtHQeUwJgbK9y25VtsfGt6S7tUHqZsW9Zq46uz4S7ikvmbmwVifmjnhVNNMtpqdDTB6kXDMti?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Games of Supervillainy Epilogue ]]></title><description><![CDATA[Personally I'm a big fan of these books and hope someday to bring them to life on screen, until then we will do bits when we can. Get your copy of the Games of Supervillainy at amazon or audible. Special]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/dtube/@warpedfilms/vfcfieuq</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/dtube/@warpedfilms/vfcfieuq</guid><category><![CDATA[dtube]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[warpedfilms]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 19 Apr 2019 20:39:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/46aP2QbqUqBqwzwxM6L1P6uLNceBDDCMACN77nj3tBLG4kRg58bgemdSBwLD5a4HpSHUmqmReLeDYvw9a78AeyyVv18e?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[I'M HOLDING YOU HOSTAGE FOR ONE HUNDRED BILLION STEEM!!!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Dear minions, Look, when you decided to follow the world's most up-and-coming supervillain you knew this was bound to happen at some point... Now, I realize this is a sort of virtual made up hostage situation]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/life/@deceth/i-m-holding-you-hostage-for-one-hundred-billion-steem</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/life/@deceth/i-m-holding-you-hostage-for-one-hundred-billion-steem</guid><category><![CDATA[life]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[deceth]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2019 21:49:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/JvFFVmatwWHRfvmtd53nmEJ94xpKydwmbSC5H5svBACH81LzBhkrgwVJc8uht7PngNqHYansFCUj417XscEPS9UeQa78PVd6hbquCCPveYgRHCJXxDzofKbKbHdvUhCxjbzSgBJ5La?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[That Bagel is Evil]]></title><description><![CDATA[Dear minions, Have you ever wondered if bagels are evil? They are. Bagels are basically a sandwich with a hole in it. Normally you'd get a discount for buying something defective, but not with bagels.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/life/@deceth/that-bagel-is-evil</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/life/@deceth/that-bagel-is-evil</guid><category><![CDATA[life]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[deceth]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 11 Jan 2019 17:55:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2r8F9rTBenJQfQgENfxADE6EVYabczqmSF5KeWefV5WL9WRefzcfDyMBcxNT9Bcot1iw6sAJ4RTmsRmZCfWvauX9MAN55cCvpm8jUNyUYKZPGhvx8i6Fmj9aHKZPh5oJv?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Follow me for sloths and world domination!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Dear minions, You should follow me on Steemit because sometimes I post pictures of sloths and sloths are great. If you want to conquer the world, it helps to have lots of sloth pictures... Whenever you]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/life/@deceth/follow-me-for-sloths-and-world-domination</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/life/@deceth/follow-me-for-sloths-and-world-domination</guid><category><![CDATA[life]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[deceth]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jan 2019 18:41:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/7b4bio5hobgskW8qdPdvSqcwwJTvbiCMpGmRey1Rtd8H5qhaUmuKqqfRK6ByHEd36Yf8LcC3V2utFGeqxmMtChrV6e9Dtv5YRPzRLcA29cWJfUw1hycRM1pM8bLTCsjeH82GhTE8eJxrxhvYEN7iEDjb5ska?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Sharks with laser beams, that's what I'm talking about!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Dear minions, Sometimes I wonder why my lawyers are so fussy to know about all my business ventures before I launch some new scheme for world domination. ... Then I attach laser beams to some frickin shark]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/life/@deceth/sharks-with-laser-beams-that-s-what-i-m-talking-about</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/life/@deceth/sharks-with-laser-beams-that-s-what-i-m-talking-about</guid><category><![CDATA[life]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[deceth]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 04 Jan 2019 05:44:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/7b4bio5hobgskW8qdPdvSqcwwJTvbiCMpGmRey1Rtd8H5rcs7iyq38UAhL3hqhqL27vpjzRHARVh1JtxSXp1v28pb3xgqUDq9anBjcqL8D81PV9o3RtswCqPH9pvKLQJoRALoeEUGhde8tNb75YVTirro6MC?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Hey man, sharks are cool dudes.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Dear minions, I know I talk a lot about alligators, but sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their frickin heads are even better. Most of us don't wake up in the morning and think, "Hey it]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/life/@deceth/hey-man-sharks-are-cool-dudes</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/life/@deceth/hey-man-sharks-are-cool-dudes</guid><category><![CDATA[life]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[deceth]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 02 Jan 2019 01:07:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/YpihifdXP4WMLzfweUP8MktFpbpxrn6T8xF37NDHbBKTArikgVht2dxA1Cw5xc4Q5ZCfTLysK1vRGHun3mh2wuZotxscvbbstZaV7Ts76s2Twm4XBvKANMBuzCudDxitrVBGfec7mMaxpASnfg6HPDvT3QxffwdqhDZs3gbiowqp?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[I've never been eaten by an alligator.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Dear minions, I've never been eaten by an alligator. I bet you've never been eaten by an alligator. Not a whole lot of people get eaten by alligators when you think about it... So why do alligators have]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@deceth/i-ve-never-been-eaten-by-an-alligator</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@deceth/i-ve-never-been-eaten-by-an-alligator</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[deceth]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 31 Dec 2018 00:20:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3ejZQFLqXedKXKhURftPy84eomd8RrXz7cdRVqibg7x2e171cpDx9ZY2UTBW5u1Nem8FZDwBgkTxJRQtSDQ3FRHMLMYG8yDMCxKBD8MhUDPk77MfvZsERvJsDJpEbzaG6v84QMg3BPr9dKk1UsYV5HAn8ANRebCMH4RopMnJmGyv4KQobK2yKHjvoSGJA?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Evil racoons keep eating your soul]]></title><description><![CDATA[Dear minions, If racoons keep eating your soul, you need more trash. Trash is great. It's full of interesting stuff and can save your life from evil racoons. What the hell am I talking about, I recycle.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/life/@deceth/evil-racoons-keep-eating-your-soul</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/life/@deceth/evil-racoons-keep-eating-your-soul</guid><category><![CDATA[life]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[deceth]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2018 10:10:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2xVmzkbNCvpwrGAp476Ci7TQrTSdeJo5CKB7AH6MwGdMXpCxaD7Kc4K63eR8kLKrhJvtMjsuXpgJHpPHaCpQcY1PgiRCXvQxKqJB1W6ikQgt3mS2FJfegkrLwzrXohcezNKLvE3F2mMkommrMGd4iCYuTmxktyghZHQueJJQP67CoHHt6NHJpcMkS7Xv46DpevFAoJWr?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Lasers on the moon are expensive...]]></title><description><![CDATA[Dear minions, You need to build a giant stratosphere laser mounted on a hot air balloon. I know, I know, it sounds way cooler to have a giant space laser circling the planet from a satellite or to have]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/writing/@deceth/lasers-on-the-moon-are-expensive</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/writing/@deceth/lasers-on-the-moon-are-expensive</guid><category><![CDATA[writing]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[deceth]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 20 Nov 2018 22:48:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2dk2RRM2dZ8gG2NWUBL8wUVbdrSwVWpp6CGkP99ZhsyZYd6RhhywWc2AZXPi4fKDp45vBNhKbKM4MemYVxWuEP2KE3ek4coZVq2ykb7oov83Q3X2bcynLRYPwKEbgV1SvkxdZzYMuRuukgyYrbTwZGyvxAwQfVJe8u1iptFZNe?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Supervillain tip #2 from an industry professional]]></title><description><![CDATA[Dear minions, Ventilation ducts need to be too small to crawl through... Haven't you watched enough movies to know those wretched superheroes always sneak in or escape using the vents? Just make the vents]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@deceth/supervillain-tip-2-from-an-industry-professional</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@deceth/supervillain-tip-2-from-an-industry-professional</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[deceth]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 18 Nov 2018 20:27:45 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Can someone send me one-hundred-billion Steem?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Dear minions, Sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their frickin' heads don't come cheap. Sure I could settle for some ill tempered bass... Really you can attach laser beams to just about anything]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/life/@deceth/can-someone-send-me-one-hundred-billion-steem</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/life/@deceth/can-someone-send-me-one-hundred-billion-steem</guid><category><![CDATA[life]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[deceth]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 17 Nov 2018 20:42:24 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Supervillain tip #1 from an industry professional]]></title><description><![CDATA[Dear minions, Always wear helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones. You want to protect your face, not walk into walls. Face concealing masks look stupid and don't intimidate anyone.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@deceth/supervillain-tip-1-from-an-industry-professional</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@deceth/supervillain-tip-1-from-an-industry-professional</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[deceth]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 16 Nov 2018 01:42:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[What Happens If I Put Super Glue in a Non-Stick Pan?]]></title><description><![CDATA[YOU GET SMACKED IN THE HEAD WITH THE PAN, THAT’S WHAT. I don’t know what sort of idiots I have working in my kitchen, but this is not the place for conducting toxic science experiments when I asked for]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/life/@deceth/what-happens-if-i-put-super-glue-in-a-non-stick-pan</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/life/@deceth/what-happens-if-i-put-super-glue-in-a-non-stick-pan</guid><category><![CDATA[life]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[deceth]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 14 Nov 2018 03:04:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2dk2RRM2dZ8gG2NWUBL8wUVbdrSwVWpp6CGkP99ZhsyZYd7HiKAs5AwhhVS4wjwQHx2baC7ngNtTFp5zNS2dHLX3gddMky7655e4fYxRjbZzsTj8eJs9dSw9v3MPVyToDUz753cPCJUsg3ZMNmy5QkEoS46dT4WdURuABvvkw8?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Alligators don't want to eat you on purpose...]]></title><description><![CDATA[Dear minions, Listen, alligators don't want to eat you on purpose. They're just hungry and you look delicious. It sort of happens by accident... Imagine if you saw a hamburger walking down the sidewalk...]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/life/@deceth/alligators-don-t-want-to-eat-you-on-purpose</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/life/@deceth/alligators-don-t-want-to-eat-you-on-purpose</guid><category><![CDATA[life]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[deceth]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 10 Nov 2018 12:42:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/C3TZR1g81UNaPs7vzNXHueW5ZM76DSHWEY7onmfLxcK2iQNM3gh3VGiqe44PCEB2ty7AkHMRYpSaJ2NkZV8CqYs5WRfMFW6LD12DLQpbf1KWgkjSQz36iSr?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>