<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2026 13:54:22 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/created/tawniwaters/rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[A Pushing Forty Woman Roller Skates Using Only Her Uncle Cleetus Body]]></title><description><![CDATA[” (In the interest of transparency, I should begin by saying I wrote this a few years ago. I'm no longer pushing forty. I'm pulling it.) In P.E. class, I was that kid. The Lucy from Charlie Brown kid.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@tawniwaters/a-pushing-forty-woman-roller-skates-using-only-her-uncle-cleetus-body</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@tawniwaters/a-pushing-forty-woman-roller-skates-using-only-her-uncle-cleetus-body</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[tawniwaters]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 04 Dec 2017 16:41:57 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/YpihifdXP4WTySVi815wTBS1cviU2Mho5Jm3v8vrPZ7Q1xuuGBRqDevgVTr7eZzfYziVvthdK6fBH2ub3DLrdvs47mno94RRLLf1ck85HWq9fgBwbVhBGrKjMiPmhNsMC2Q9Kk9XaXRxckVfseNszgq3cR8WAuS4aEkKaykTtMjU?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[WELCOME TO MY JUNGLE]]></title><description><![CDATA[What a stupid title. If you're still reading, you're a very generous person who gives even losers the benefit of the doubt. I commend you for it. Titles are not my specialty. I've published three books.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/tawniwaters/@tawniwaters/welcome-to-my-jungle</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/tawniwaters/@tawniwaters/welcome-to-my-jungle</guid><category><![CDATA[tawniwaters]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[tawniwaters]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 30 Nov 2017 19:13:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3W72119s5BjWPGGUiZ9pqnZoj8JHYxCCp9dtn2QVf2x8KA6N157HmRnJJ8yBnC3qAuxh7NVhrgyucqPnnwp8roGNewArYECUoGsPNQFChnNL8fk8VQGpQE?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>