<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2026 00:50:02 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/created/theonion/rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[2024-12-10]]></title><description><![CDATA[Asteroids coming to blow up the earth says Alex Jones metaphorically speaking, people are dying from Covid Vaccines, they're blaming it on new diseases; globalists trying to blame Trump and Elon Musk.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-145322/@joeyarnoldvn/2024-12-10</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-145322/@joeyarnoldvn/2024-12-10</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-145322]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[joeyarnoldvn]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 11 Dec 2024 09:25:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/21PRtjKRXPQygJ5a3PGGYDUDAUQfmdSVQys4xPJj5h9BewqusuXSBQ4B7HE9tmJRTSo3iSd5SQWLrAetnWBTKfdrEhhbcHy4ZTkiKkhLN4r1XGpa3YngiTcpSwGAQDpPm8MM4XgXcR8scxdSx9yzMc2?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[2024, November]]></title><description><![CDATA[Gandalf Harry Potter Story Video Friday the first day of November of 2024. Substance Movie, PBD on Piers Morgan Saturday. China Over America Plan Sunday. Elon Musk Robots Future Vision Monday. Trump Won,]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-145322/@joeyarnoldvn/2024-november</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-145322/@joeyarnoldvn/2024-november</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-145322]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[joeyarnoldvn]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 01 Dec 2024 07:07:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2dk2RRM2dZ8gPSQXD26P2AUtxtYwVGUdiiG3qpApvVfEagqc6hUfN7imorwoCim1XpjKhNRJfEhV7HNUMGqCZrb1hiTnVFyW1h5CTTKXX5Rb4AXkeboJ87VZDrhYioJZZUr7GcAUfCcUEtsofZsix7xBsNP5DBFG6rkiQnHtNA?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[2024-11-14]]></title><description><![CDATA[The Onion illegally bought or stole Infowars from Alex Jones, it was a fake private auction where it was not sold to the highest bidder as the auction was rigged just like the Trump court cases, The Onion]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-145322/@joeyarnoldvn/2024-11-14</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-145322/@joeyarnoldvn/2024-11-14</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-145322]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[joeyarnoldvn]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 15 Nov 2024 09:10:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/QVdSJhgNm7s1isdYsJFBD6SAUScSpW1XkijW3pfBEaPsqACS3gP1XwtftrtzoJ7acBKSfpT7avCjDCTyuCKB6LcqsDJEy2LxBSHQ3FKUhPYszYkyQXVXr8Eb7zMZ29UDE5PD7mpjTqDG7JYSZ84NBQ8SSFzhWqJkeV1WAg7gtjEw7iDh13GdoEn?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Good satire: so good that I think military can really start argue this ...]]></title><description><![CDATA[Good satire: so good that I think military can really start argue this way.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@podewils/hx57nueowj6fg9v22mor0w</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@podewils/hx57nueowj6fg9v22mor0w</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-193084]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[podewils]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 01 Jan 2021 14:03:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/S5Eokt4BcQdk7EHeT1aYjzebg2hC7hkthT45eFBKY29ESK1ZKotDszQ6F3B9PcGT1FHAkn2?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Creepy Bill Gates Predictive Programming Hidden In Satire 1996]]></title><description><![CDATA[This is a satirical article published by the Onion in 1996. The parallels that can be made are eerie. Please realize they use things like comedy to program you to accept things in advance! ⁣ ▶️ 3Speak]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-101413/@chadchaddington/dizjyono</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-101413/@chadchaddington/dizjyono</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-101413]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[chadchaddington]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2020 20:50:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/CQdwDW6BZfWWtctopKyTJuDRdBH4KXwm9ijE6sZXfADmEwZg26vdELaSLNaDrrS?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[The onion is one of the most funny place there is.
https://www.fastcom ...]]></title><description><![CDATA[The onion is one of the most funny place there is.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@podewils/afzq0tg6jhhto46yjvdsm3</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@podewils/afzq0tg6jhhto46yjvdsm3</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-193084]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[podewils]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 16 Dec 2020 17:24:21 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Thank heavens I'm not on Facebook any more]]></title><description><![CDATA[I'm so glad I was removed from Facebook and have a home here on Steem! Have you seen their new terms of service? “By continuing to use Facebook, you hereby agree to serve as a loyal foot soldier in any]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/palnet/@brianoflondon/thank-heavens-i-m-not-on-facebook-any-more</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/palnet/@brianoflondon/thank-heavens-i-m-not-on-facebook-any-more</guid><category><![CDATA[palnet]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[brianoflondon]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 03 Oct 2019 06:00:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2nhMph8Yo3jHg8dz2cdrWvysu35MWSovaEU2gR6QCfWqmjaddoMubwzUimAZdt7q9MW4hs4mBuReNh2E5CFhtbG7bToRMtqnRRJyBrcQpiLoEjES62LfnoW9MFJBuptZVyyUAJsH5kH8cCbgsmS3CQRpqeLmmNmH4n6Y32Pi4uvp9HWDTHEN5FwEE?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Onion's Guide to Blockchain]]></title><description><![CDATA[The Onion, a notorious parody news source, recently released a short and playful Q&A concerning what blockchain is. The interview covers the basic mainstream questions of how exactly this technology]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/blockchain/@creativecrypto/theonionsguidetoblockchain-4l4phgrloo</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/blockchain/@creativecrypto/theonionsguidetoblockchain-4l4phgrloo</guid><category><![CDATA[blockchain]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[creativecrypto]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 24 Oct 2018 15:01:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/mXkfdToSwHy9KrjT3RTYxnsoCjrRvZAdtMJfan9NXmLEnKgWpjxgK4fsbvrq2T3v5vAkHzdcmwoQazsn69FLJL6WqDNsf55MXzfvqH3xA?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Freeloading Refugee Children Taking Up Thousands Of Prison Cells Meant For Real Americans]]></title><description><![CDATA[MESA, AZ—Disgusted by the gross misuse of resources, concerned citizen and self-described patriot Andrew Beardsley voiced his anger Thursday concerning the thousands of refugee children currently occupying]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/dlike/@preparedwombat/freeloading-refugee-children-taking-up-thousands-of-prison-cells-meant-for-real-americans</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/dlike/@preparedwombat/freeloading-refugee-children-taking-up-thousands-of-prison-cells-meant-for-real-americans</guid><category><![CDATA[dlike]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[preparedwombat]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 13 Sep 2018 20:30:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2923mN3pnd7Pe6UmazCFqj1UCsVVSWjdjxkExJ9L15fy1t1fGCBv2vdfnx6zEeNWEZ6Kyu6HmVLF9wnC5JL5kfXv8LRKaifjtT4m568jhns3eW?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Fourth -5minutefreewrite]]></title><description><![CDATA[For Ah, that holiday of holidays, the fourth of February, when everyone celebrates the birth of our biggest industrial fishing operation. What a celebratory occasion. And thank goodness for the Friedmans.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/freewrite/@improv/fourth-5minutefreewrite</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/freewrite/@improv/fourth-5minutefreewrite</guid><category><![CDATA[freewrite]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[improv]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 21 Jan 2018 17:50:36 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[How Does The Onion Stay in Business?]]></title><description><![CDATA[The Onion has been around for years. Originally it was print-only. That struggled financially. Later it added an online component. The combination struggled financially. Now it's online-only, struggling]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/business/@preparedwombat/how-does-the-onion-stay-in-business</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/business/@preparedwombat/how-does-the-onion-stay-in-business</guid><category><![CDATA[business]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[preparedwombat]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 23 Nov 2017 18:18:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/EfcLDDAkyqgqyc52akN9rUxQfC5ruGgFCQMvjrGK1xA8EM1t89mugFNugQS7pqVjFJshRrFLJTq7Xj1o9rBuGzaEGaeAr?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Obama Sinks Family Savings Into Developing Presidential Tabletop Game (The Onion)]]></title><description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON—Saying the financial risks and hours of hard work would pay off in the long term, former president Barack Obama revealed Thursday that he has sunk his entire life’s savings into the development]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/humor/@pooowered/4y9rmr-obama-sinks-family-savings-into-developing-presidential-tabletop-game-the-onion</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/humor/@pooowered/4y9rmr-obama-sinks-family-savings-into-developing-presidential-tabletop-game-the-onion</guid><category><![CDATA[humor]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[pooowered]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 12 Nov 2017 17:47:27 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2gsjgna1uruvUuS7ndh9YqVwYGPLVszbFLwwpAYXa8fpPB7PnbasJgfw8gXGhL5wh7bZpPyBAY6kD9mp139pzf3zsLtiH74aj4fvEojLgq19e9diiS?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Obama Sinks Family Savings Into Developing Presidential Tabletop Game (The Onion)]]></title><description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON—Saying the financial risks and hours of hard work would pay off in the long term, former president Barack Obama revealed Thursday that he has sunk his entire life’s savings into the development]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/humor/@pooowered/obama-sinks-family-savings-into-developing-presidential-tabletop-game-the-onion</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/humor/@pooowered/obama-sinks-family-savings-into-developing-presidential-tabletop-game-the-onion</guid><category><![CDATA[humor]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[pooowered]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 12 Nov 2017 17:42:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2gsjgna1uruvUuS7ndh9YqVwYGPLVszbFLwwpAYXa8fpPB7PnbasJgfw8gXGhL5wh7bZpPyBAY6kD9mp139pzf3zsLtiH74aj4fvEojLgq19e9diiS?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>