<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2026 15:23:45 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/created/throwawaytag/rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Finally, I thought of something great to write about.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Finally, something great! It’s been four days since my last post. And I haven’t been able to think of anything interesting to write about during that time. Today, however, I finally thought of something]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@brandt/finally-i-thought-of-something-great-to-write-about</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@brandt/finally-i-thought-of-something-great-to-write-about</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[brandt]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2019 01:18:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2gsjgna1uruv8X2R8t7XDv5HGXyHWCCu4rKmbB5pmEzjYSjon174qypSZMMZaZN2uYPS6edwvkZFYN3mJbBqxg7iZBmB48obmZ81gBTs5nRe8GjVne?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[My Actifit Report Card: April 28 2019 — Never An Unsunny Day In Colorado]]></title><description><![CDATA[sunday post-run rest and relaxation funday! or something like that. twas another gorgeously beautiful day in sunny colorado. i spent a couple hours walking around town and in the process managed to get]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/actifit/@quitterer/actifit-quitterer-20190429t014014648z</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/actifit/@quitterer/actifit-quitterer-20190429t014014648z</guid><category><![CDATA[actifit]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[quitterer]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 29 Apr 2019 01:40:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/5CEvyaWxjaEsvtMia1aAEJ8VqJP1ZBPW4orv8FiDhST9FKwjJa2UdS2DRhuphiJZAhBzG3jXBsADSAD53?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Story Title Goes Here.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Story Goes Here. Behold, It Is Time For Storytelling. Yes. It Is Time. So, Prepare To Be Storytold! Here Is The Story: The Story Is: It Is T Minus 10 Days. Start Your Clocks, Set Your Alarms, Mark Your]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/story/@brandt/story-title-goes-here</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/story/@brandt/story-title-goes-here</guid><category><![CDATA[story]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[brandt]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 01 Nov 2018 05:41:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/4i88GgaV8qiFU89taP2MgKXzwntUGAvkoQiKU7VxyD37q9YhatfLWJMt4GV2ezaL1bSSpaouTRoUjyuES8uXu4cgHe1xbi1fP2tM6fV9NL593rB81B2ftrgWnS?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Self-Portrait No. 2]]></title><description><![CDATA[Hi, howdy, hello, my name is @brandt. If for some reason you haven't heard of me, I am a most excellent artist and photographer. Yes. I am world-renowned. Yes, thank you. I am one of the best ever, definitely]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/life/@brandt/self-portrait-no-2</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/life/@brandt/self-portrait-no-2</guid><category><![CDATA[life]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[brandt]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 29 Oct 2018 03:11:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/C3TZR1g81UNaPs7vzNXHueW5ZM76DSHWEY7onmfLxcK2iPKVzLYjMrPFE6vYB3XjdMAcqozCnPmnZwMXuHTPdkPNf3kYkfp4vRSUK91Kjtbo7k4AaM8fXCJ?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[How to Burn Bridges in 3 Easy Steps, by Kevin the Mountain Goat — Comedy Open Mic Round 34]]></title><description><![CDATA[Hey everyone, Kevin the Mountain Goat here. You might remember me from when @brandt introduced me on #mountaingoatmonday. I’ve kinda been keeping to myself since then so that’s probably why you haven’t]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/comedyopenmic/@brandt/how-to-burn-bridges-in-3-easy-steps-by-kevin-the-mountain-goat-comedy-open-mic-round-34</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/comedyopenmic/@brandt/how-to-burn-bridges-in-3-easy-steps-by-kevin-the-mountain-goat-comedy-open-mic-round-34</guid><category><![CDATA[comedyopenmic]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[brandt]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 19 Oct 2018 05:23:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/qjrE4yyfw5pEPvDbJDzhdNXM7mjt1tbr2kM3X28F6SraZf6Ttor3gyhcBzW9kM7CCM8EHY2NDLaEZM1Fc6JsPPPHSx4SS8sT4het4xYvLpH8PPUCcHipxtCN?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[You screwed it up but that’s what I expected 👍]]></title><description><![CDATA[How many times have I told you! We’ve been over this before. So many times! I keep telling you not to do it but you keep doing it anyway. I’ve lost track of how many times I’ve told you not to do it, and]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@brandt/you-screwed-it-up-but-that-s-what-i-expected</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@brandt/you-screwed-it-up-but-that-s-what-i-expected</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[brandt]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 13 Oct 2018 00:53:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2FFvzA2zeqoVJ2SVhDmmumdPfnVEcahMce9nMwwksSDdRvTJfHGwmbqmRNCjP6415r7eozixp7JRFvcSkXGDwQTJkdGKyZUjH8GeyXwf63ar4AxoNQWhxfw73Tyh8?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[You did a good job]]></title><description><![CDATA[Good job, @brandt. Well done. Nice work. You did a good job. You did a very good job today. You have exceeded expectations. Exceeds Expectations Not many people could have pulled it off like you pulled]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@brandt/you-did-a-good-job</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@brandt/you-did-a-good-job</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[brandt]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2018 17:19:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/Zskj9C56UondJxcjVaienfhVaNb7LJVWG6e787gZuCbZoMRsWGmExvKr1EoFgVBBE5FsKGVoa4hsjTqXdKqboTXo5pZxjjpCnGPNZh5EsMCMg8nxgerr?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Hot diggity dog]]></title><description><![CDATA[My fellow Steemians, Today is a monumental day in the life and times of @brandt. I’ve never been one to talk much about myself, but on this, the 16th day of May, in the year of our Lord 2018, and the year]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/humor/@brandt/hot-diggity-dog</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/humor/@brandt/hot-diggity-dog</guid><category><![CDATA[humor]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[brandt]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2018 21:44:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/9vWp6aU4y8kyJM9JABQLS7EhjmU3VVqJQJsLWXdiM4ZW4N25zLo3zn3ZQENx5vG8cVdHkcWNEx9D1ruqkaXzFqJP6bepDoeiw6UKiHqCXJQUUBaDGdVFFvVsqYnLYUnMwNi7AZDaWg4A1MJ14?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Hi everyone, I am bad at writing words,]]></title><description><![CDATA[and so today I’ve decided to leave the writing to random text generators I found on the internet. It is so much better this way. Behold! A tale from WatchOut4Snakes.com that will keep you awake all night]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@brandt/hi-everyone-i-am-bad-at-writing-words</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@brandt/hi-everyone-i-am-bad-at-writing-words</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[brandt]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2018 00:14:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/Zskj9C56UondJxcjVaienfhVaNb7LJVWG6e787ga2sMyyapxVMG5FHrCmRxd2E6YzTGWwqV5QVfUrmX18p3nXP1LKu9ZkY7MbQa1iV3SfPA7PZPLae1U?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[123465 — Comedy Open Mic Round 12]]></title><description><![CDATA[OMG I'm so excited! It's going to happen! Soon! So soon! And I can't wait to find out where it happens! Who knows where it will happen! Maybe it will happen on this road: Did it happen? Did it?? Oh. No,]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/comedyopenmic/@brandt/123465-comedy-open-mic-round-12</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/comedyopenmic/@brandt/123465-comedy-open-mic-round-12</guid><category><![CDATA[comedyopenmic]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[brandt]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2018 03:08:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2gsjgna1uruvUuS7ndh9YqVwYGPLVszbFLwwpAYXYbjATfUPjByiWp5PXT5w8PiH42ff9uvib9a1B52dUYyqwugBrsLRZ3f5pgU4xNY3SsT76mUDEn?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Finished vlog.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Oh. Oh my. My oh my. Pretty, right? For sure! Really pretty. Man, I so wish I was there right now. Yeah, me too. It looks awesome. Yeah. Well, at least we’ve got this great video to watch. Yeah. Better]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@brandt/8736kfbo</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@brandt/8736kfbo</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[brandt]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2018 22:51:33 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/46aP2QbqUqBqwzwxM6L1P6uLNceBDDCMDkVGmi8yuJT9gtFUcaJyD5cxGfeayXtiGDmCcNFRW7jSF5oYaCYtGBuzyNH1?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[All signs point in the direction of me being in a place where they shoot the hell out of signs]]></title><description><![CDATA[At last, I am home. It’s good to be home, home in the mountain range. Yes. Seldom is a discouraging word heard here, and although the skies do occasionally become cloudy, they are never cloudy all day.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@brandt/all-signs-point-in-the-direction-of-me-being-in-a-place-where-they-shoot-the-hell-out-of-signs</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@brandt/all-signs-point-in-the-direction-of-me-being-in-a-place-where-they-shoot-the-hell-out-of-signs</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[brandt]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 07 May 2018 23:25:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/8SzwQc8j2KJb4ARrxQxCjX4jizub4U5CAK3WwB89oRoanug77AtuFZBB29sS1uGoks3c2dCE3CvFjHJ5mBNgyFm7nKaZV8BAZfdtuNWS2ictbve8e3x?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Still lost]]></title><description><![CDATA[Behold. I am still lost. Yes, it is true. It's really not that bad being lost when you have lots of followers like I do. All of my followers care about me. They were all really concerned about me and they]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/life/@brandt/still-lost</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/life/@brandt/still-lost</guid><category><![CDATA[life]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[brandt]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2018 01:13:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/qjrE4yyfw5pQYiuVvgYiUBP16WHGGN7UNn1BCdGdWjiJYpzY2MCqUxR3wQESkUxcyXSj52U9zygwuRunbVXNx9PYk1PccHw37U8xmPypd56RZXi3A5Rtmuj4?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Lost]]></title><description><![CDATA[Hi guys, Unfortunately I am lost in the woods and won’t be able to write a blog today. I know, I know. It’s such a simple thing. Just your basic hike through the forest, and I went and royally fucked it]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/life/@brandt/lost</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/life/@brandt/lost</guid><category><![CDATA[life]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[brandt]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2018 03:14:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/8SzwQc8j2KJb4ARrxQxCjX4jizub4U5CAK3WwB89p8nAXGQCMCQqFTmKZSMYa8k9jhYuAyRq2cYhst1Fct6mQXR6zMoMjENeWYxz6nbCuTby57VhVb4?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Celebrating 100,000 followers — THANKS EVERYONE]]></title><description><![CDATA[You guys, I'm so totally stoked to be celebrating a huge Steemit milestone today … One hundred thousand followers! As required by the User Conduct section of Steemit's Terms of Service, here is a photograph]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@brandt/celebrating-100-000-followers-thanks-everyone</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@brandt/celebrating-100-000-followers-thanks-everyone</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[brandt]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2018 18:42:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/HNWT6DgoBc18GVREvvsnAjfLwLF5qHHFduNHKinq24VaCtK1NmERK12RkHqCAscdFExb8sUuhf7WjFo3DuRp5UcNYYLNYp7289MnuqQEK8Ra9f7jRyipgf9XXzN?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[It's Unfunny Friday! I have to fly away now. Have a nice weekend. ]]></title><description><![CDATA[I've lost all motivation and inspiration so I'm flying off into the sunset to search for those things. If I don't make it back from the weekend, feel free to loot my apartment. Yes, this is my helicopter.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@brandt/r4106ttr</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@brandt/r4106ttr</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[brandt]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 27 Apr 2018 22:51:33 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/46aP2QbqUqBqwzwxM6L1P6uLNceBDDCMDk7tkGHtegzrH8LE5coVvPFKb62EzSwKPohagoy9231rXBJJurPrCAySuk4g?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Why are you following me?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Stop following me. You don't want to go where I'm going. You really don't. I'm just saying, it's a bad idea. I have lots of bad ideas myself, and if you follow me chances are you're going to end up in]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@brandt/why-are-you-following-me</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@brandt/why-are-you-following-me</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[brandt]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 27 Apr 2018 03:56:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/62PdCouTvNPDuXRaduVYiCb9hxbZWDcAb1acVYBWPnyCyEcSVzBQQaeAQzYujX8Uck6dJG53gRFHEU6SE8v85ZP3srUym5j6bmbtDvcEf3Be5F4?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>