<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 13 May 2026 22:45:10 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/created/tweakers/rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Walmart Woes]]></title><description><![CDATA[Standing in line at the returns counter]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@tamaralovelace/walmart-woes</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@tamaralovelace/walmart-woes</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[tamaralovelace]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 25 Jun 2019 10:14:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/23KQwnti57stzzfxEVzqSwkQ9Jxu3iDodA9ft4FrT4BMhGNfvDXPvUKFt3J2rhhUEdaUJEUsJsmEr85ESqyLik4AedTJ6ms?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Henna in Downtown Portland in March. Brrrr.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Today is my first day back at the Portland Saturday Market after a more than 3 month hiatus. It's a sunny clear day this first weekend in March but it is sooo very cold. My booth is all set up and attracting]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/henna/@amandarichards/henna</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/henna/@amandarichards/henna</guid><category><![CDATA[henna]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[amandarichards]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 03 Mar 2018 23:29:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/7b4bio5hobgu85mFpLjsB5bdcQRiiGHJEPFYM5Ssn65QGM1Q5j9MhtVzTkRvp8ZWkQWUUA3JiNzA1XjF3guhrQL8nr7F1khn2ShjdAAqtGRu9bz3WH7T1ntBYZuuSLVxzmpdPeVS4kiwTq4DTNYW7FSwyFKU?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Tweakers Suck a Haiku]]></title><description><![CDATA[Tweakers flail about, Stay up all night high on drugs, Walking Zombies. I lived like that for years until one day it was hell on Earth. After I experienced my own hell, I began working with others to bring]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/tweakers/@justinashby/tweakers-suck-a-haiku</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/tweakers/@justinashby/tweakers-suck-a-haiku</guid><category><![CDATA[tweakers]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[justinashby]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 23 Sep 2017 11:18:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/C3TZR1g81UNchGPKLQuxAL7oEwDJ42cT977qXjChQhaPeLLn15F6a9mNeEtJyvJmJeX9mMd6UaCMYFH43yQ4zZcESzQYiUR33sRjgTqWfL22kmBedDRy29t?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>