<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 13 May 2026 22:25:27 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/created/unluckyman/rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[The Unluckiest Man I Ever Knew...]]></title><description><![CDATA[Sometimes you hear a tale too wild to be true. I've heard some whoppers in my life and if I hadn't watched this one unfold over the years I might not believe it myself. But every word is true and verifiable,]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@naturowlmystic/the-unluckiest-man-i-ever-knew</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@naturowlmystic/the-unluckiest-man-i-ever-knew</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[naturowlmystic]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 30 Aug 2018 23:16:33 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/4i88GgaV8qiFU89taP2MgKXzwntUGAvkoQiKU7VxyD37q9YugkrHBb9iPXYMLmH2ngFv24q5QaGXP59rZbCkMwJVmiMx5DnNXyJC1aB5tTmajU4V8BaKZRSivz?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>