<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Fri, 08 May 2026 04:41:32 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/created/viralcomedy/rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[A Teacher, A Garbage Collector, And A Lawyer Wound]]></title><description><![CDATA[St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question. St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, "What was the name of the ship that crashed into the]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@viralcomedy/a-teacher-a-garbage-collector-and-a-lawyer-wound</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@viralcomedy/a-teacher-a-garbage-collector-and-a-lawyer-wound</guid><category><![CDATA[jokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[viralcomedy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 31 Mar 2018 01:57:42 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>