<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2026 01:12:21 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/created/walmartwoes/rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[And I Shall Call Her Tammy2]]></title><description><![CDATA[Allow me to in introduce our newest employee. I shall call her Tammy2 According to CNN Business, these robots will be scrubbing floors, scanning boxes, unloading trucks and tracking shelf inventory at]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@tamaralovelace/and-i-shall-call-her-tammy2</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@tamaralovelace/and-i-shall-call-her-tammy2</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[tamaralovelace]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 21 Aug 2019 12:59:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/o1AJ9qDyyJNSpZWhUgGYc3MngFqoAMemkLtYgzzjmjx16FLoG?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Consequences]]></title><description><![CDATA[How it feels when you choose the wrong line at Walmart]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@tamaralovelace/consequences</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@tamaralovelace/consequences</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[tamaralovelace]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 18 Jul 2019 21:32:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2ufhwNgM3qHKGxq8wdcWAiFpcm29FF1vQ7VZHkTuxDVZ3cS6YGhtoLgBGvunz7a3uvcL1CkVj?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[What? No Receipt???]]></title><description><![CDATA[Me when someone comes to the customer service counter with a sad story about how the dog ate their receipt]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@tamaralovelace/what-no-receipt</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@tamaralovelace/what-no-receipt</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[tamaralovelace]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 13 Jul 2019 15:35:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2ufhwNgM3qHKGxq8wdcWAiFpcm29FF1vQ7VZHkTuxCsgSXVhooqqLFVFJ1Lr2wFjVrcGcchRF?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Walmart Woes]]></title><description><![CDATA[Standing in line at the returns counter]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@tamaralovelace/walmart-woes</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@tamaralovelace/walmart-woes</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[tamaralovelace]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 25 Jun 2019 10:14:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/23KQwnti57stzzfxEVzqSwkQ9Jxu3iDodA9ft4FrT4BMhGNfvDXPvUKFt3J2rhhUEdaUJEUsJsmEr85ESqyLik4AedTJ6ms?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[How Rude]]></title><description><![CDATA[Hoho! Been here at work 20 minutes and got reported for being rude...damn 20 minutes! Must be losing my touch,it usually happens in the first ten minutes]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@tamaralovelace/how-rude</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@tamaralovelace/how-rude</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[tamaralovelace]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2019 15:23:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/7ohP4GDMGPrUMp8dW6yuJTR9MKNu8P8DCXDU9qmmiKabxJBZMA3UEQ3t37aGEwRWJQrFMCeCJqPHzCi4fodsQKA4TzaZYrtkFEmC?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[I Don't Believe You]]></title><description><![CDATA[When my boss tells me how good business is and how lucky I am to have this job]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@tamaralovelace/i-don-t-believe-you</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@tamaralovelace/i-don-t-believe-you</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[tamaralovelace]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 07 Jun 2019 18:05:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/23KQwnti57stzzfxEVzqSwkQ9Jxu3iDodA9ft4FrT3tFYVYbQ1HUY4tjk659MRPY68eT2WoD9Vk7iiNPVJSNdz9Jas6N28M?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Talk Is Cheap]]></title><description><![CDATA[My boss handing out attaboys every time the quarterly reports come in]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@tamaralovelace/talk-is-cheap</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@tamaralovelace/talk-is-cheap</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[tamaralovelace]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 31 May 2019 11:44:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/x7L2VSNEiyAB5Ux7nxKmLo6yLyEJT6Jt5yhNCUpGMYmQHsJESEKSQRRd18nbrDFKvbqjrB7hnF9Zpdb?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>