<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2026 15:58:42 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/created/weird-news/rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Dylan McWilliams is the most delicious person alive.]]></title><description><![CDATA[The judges have spoken and have determined that Dylan McWilliams is the world's tastiest human. He may not look like the world's tastiest human, but a shark, bear and snake can't be wrong! The panel, comprised]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@weirdnews/dylan-mcwilliams-is-the-most-delicious-person-alive</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@weirdnews/dylan-mcwilliams-is-the-most-delicious-person-alive</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[weirdnews]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 25 Apr 2018 18:07:27 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/FxX5caie56yqULjeSgdHsbP6tjUhCpzyKJBY5MnENhxM5uKRd5UUvvZDmpkpnotSu92dvu46wjtNxjwDZHbEjRTVAC1xTgWz83hANFtafa9L?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Zombie Raccoons?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Police in Ohio have received numerous reports that zombie-like raccoons are roaming their state. Several people have reported the raccoons approaching humans, raising up on their hind legs and showing]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@weirdnews/zombie-raccoons</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@weirdnews/zombie-raccoons</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[weirdnews]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 08 Apr 2018 23:28:33 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/368La1qZAv72XVgJRkCSS5HHTYAM671yKGkSXSCYkNXzeZrpEK3ibRmMaDDxoyfwNijtk4QbNQfFuX9CDyfHQdcJ?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[There's a sucker born every minute.]]></title><description><![CDATA[How much would you pay for a paper cup that were used by Elvis Presley? Oh it has a note signed "Epstein's mother." source Actually, that is the wrong question. The real question is, how much]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@weirdnews/there-s-a-sucker-born-every-minute</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@weirdnews/there-s-a-sucker-born-every-minute</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[weirdnews]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 18 Jan 2018 20:05:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/5CEvyaWxjaEsGBhPzcarxERjTjnS7fqcAQn6KFd2TV9zKgY2mDobfXgiR32oh6odL8MXLqRvgHXNnRz6J?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Hawaiian Emergency Management Officials Not Sure How Cameras Work.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Back in July, The Boston Herald interviewed Hawaii Emergency Management Agency’s current operations officer, Jeffrey Wong. While they interviewed him, they did this strange thing called "taking a]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@weirdnews/hawaiian-emergency-management-officials-not-sure-how-cameras-work</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@weirdnews/hawaiian-emergency-management-officials-not-sure-how-cameras-work</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[weirdnews]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 17 Jan 2018 23:09:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2YRZBhvniUtgNZ4fSX71AfeRfTnqWy9AYSebLVaR9StXgtDYmpEqDfwgMqvkUF5rFVsPbthWMVUdCs8KL7xSG2z7t9qRx6WzHM8?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Drive-in dentist office now open.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Two days ago a dentist office in Santa Ana California became the first drive-in office ever in the United States. Miraculously this story is not about this patient's outfit. source There was only one problem,]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@weirdnews/drive-in-dentist-office-now-open</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@weirdnews/drive-in-dentist-office-now-open</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[weirdnews]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 16 Jan 2018 22:39:57 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/368La1fSsTtFNFVLeVcQEoc3cvJvv1B76joD9xaEDmY9FZeAkpNhrJdx5BwrsQ7jgeA8waZSSLrDyVJprVzYRSJz?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[A quarter of a million people watched a man do nothing on Christmas Eve for ten straight hours.]]></title><description><![CDATA[And now let's see how many people will read about 250,000 people watching a man do nothing. source I don't mean the TV show Seinfeld. Although it claimed to be show about nothing, many things did indeed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@weirdnews/a-quarter-of-a-million-people-watched-a-man-do-nothing-on-christmas-eve-for-ten-straight-hours</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@weirdnews/a-quarter-of-a-million-people-watched-a-man-do-nothing-on-christmas-eve-for-ten-straight-hours</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[weirdnews]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 15 Jan 2018 23:02:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/B69zEhWZA8UCHxjagwibdXCLMYNxrPY6YRrJip9MJs19ru63LMp5XiCxMd7SGrapHubLStFq7rjkP4J8yFwMHBF3365A6LvLc2oDaqw4?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[What an idiot!]]></title><description><![CDATA[We all are for not thinking of this. One of the biggest questions of this time of year is, "What should I do with my dead Christmas tree?" Fly! Fly! Be free! (From Giphy) The longer you keep]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@weirdnews/what-an-idiot</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@weirdnews/what-an-idiot</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[weirdnews]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 14 Jan 2018 18:11:33 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/4i88GgaV8qiFx2k9xAWTCmHmoYfv57vFikyteXzGQDsMzDUaXtGfVW989xXCYMcDrPkXzoQa2ZzQpmrHzqe2BPeMcHPrarHhvVYLMVEF8iga33PaNopLFuPdBp?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[I have uncovered the surprising reason behind steemit's bot problem.]]></title><description><![CDATA[In case you haven't noticed, many steemit bots stopped working earlier this week. Some, including steemvoter have not returned. Everywhere you turned, people were looking for answers as to why the bots]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@weirdnews/i-have-uncovered-the-surprising-reason-behind-steemit-s-bot-problem</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@weirdnews/i-have-uncovered-the-surprising-reason-behind-steemit-s-bot-problem</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[weirdnews]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 13 Jan 2018 20:32:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/82kPqomaPXmNsjpEo1JmFDEUfLkC6tCQXdkECh3c5jDx?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[8th graders use 3D printer to play god.]]></title><description><![CDATA[A group of 8th graders in Arkansas found an eight-month-old Indian Runner duck with only one foot. Not willing to let natural selection take its course, the students decided to intervene in an attempt]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/weird-news/@weirdnews/8th-graders-use-3d-printer-to-play-god</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/weird-news/@weirdnews/8th-graders-use-3d-printer-to-play-god</guid><category><![CDATA[weird-news]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[weirdnews]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 12 Jan 2018 21:37:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3DLAmCsuTe3bwjNyN16Nv4PkbsXoLNCKP89h9QxaBYGRMpKzMEcf4D9qpALq1bwjLeRiYBJknaSanLXXSaFrK8Pmmq2jjZyf2z7cvxpAWBeYS2LPeS9QNfboMwh8SLgYZyGvdqgnW2cAXy5regeUFPhj6SAq5T4?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[This is why no one says no.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Every day there seems to be a new report of someone in movies or television abusing their power. One of the obviously questions is, "Why don't the victims simply say 'no'"? Well first of all,]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@weirdnews/this-is-why-no-one-says-no</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@weirdnews/this-is-why-no-one-says-no</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[weirdnews]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 11 Jan 2018 21:29:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[And you thought your father in law was bad.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Well I'm sure he is. But is he as bad as this guy's? source Poor Mazen Dayem has found it necessary to file a restraining order against his. His father in law, Yunes Doleh, refuses to adhere to the]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@weirdnews/and-you-thought-your-father-in-law-was-bad</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@weirdnews/and-you-thought-your-father-in-law-was-bad</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[weirdnews]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 09 Jan 2018 18:54:57 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/cyxkEVqiiLyAk9w3UXCxTB57NTFGRx7FwMgeCJhBgXPKVK1sXSKHgUqNCtkNnedMBvMopyEEe1zTD1ahppd9X5GQCM85vS3jE8KwBNHPgV1depdkAgpw9yjJQqUNyFrog6L?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Have you ever heard of a shoe?]]></title><description><![CDATA[When I see a spider in my house, I scream like a little girl. But then I go and find a shoe and I smash the little monster. source Then I clean up the guts and move on with my day. My house does not burn]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/weird-news/@weirdnews/have-you-ever-heard-of-a-shoe</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/weird-news/@weirdnews/have-you-ever-heard-of-a-shoe</guid><category><![CDATA[weird-news]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[weirdnews]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 09 Jan 2018 04:37:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2BCfkBRHmbhyZ4q5exN25kHosJvpZ1zoNZcK1ofGhrBH7e29p5EC8W?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Worst date ever.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Have you ever been on a bad first date? Have you ever been on a date as bad as Dallas attorney Anthony Buzbee? Probably not. Have you ever looked at a painting and thought "Boy I'd like to throw some]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/weird-news/@weirdnews/worst-date-ever</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/weird-news/@weirdnews/worst-date-ever</guid><category><![CDATA[weird-news]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[weirdnews]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 07 Jan 2018 15:57:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/7DceLgR4szFwewuMLMRtzq1fjapcTHwWeF2DxmoRjU6WT9ebnAU59qXBRtmbEt5rMJ9wWSzv791nJPQLZRDdp?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Apocalypse is Upon Us!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Even though I cannot find my copy of the Bible I am pretty sure there is a section in there about the Apocalypse. source I'm pretty sure there is something in there about natural disasters, completely]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@weirdnews/the-apocalypse-is-upon-us</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@weirdnews/the-apocalypse-is-upon-us</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[weirdnews]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 06 Jan 2018 15:32:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/21PRtjKRXPQyr8H3J5kpm95dHC1BJycMTMzEJ7bNc74KKCD4igvGoKzuoVMxg6MQDHMEGna3rdiydAWmfwN42qX5MQZ6ESarX1t7TAWzbsPMUvXGeZLxhHxqED9e8rH3s7FxdrqyJyznkGVZbuXfngz?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[People have too much time on their hands.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Apparently at least 14 people need something better to do with their time and money. The Hale family from Dallas, Texas awoke Christmas morning to find this on their lawn: Does the family have 14 children?]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@weirdnews/people-have-too-much-time-on-there-hands</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@weirdnews/people-have-too-much-time-on-there-hands</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[weirdnews]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 28 Dec 2017 20:11:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/hgjbks2vRxvijgZCkcud1G2rkaYQLckzdQseLLf6RufsddS3AMQM9pLQTehn9jdrP1ZZW7XWrh7V8iaTvR1ZLZ9hMU?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Micheal Jackson New Album]]></title><description><![CDATA[New album from the grave? A more deep song ? Triller #2 but less makeup]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/weird-news/@weird-news/micheal-jackson-new-album</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/weird-news/@weird-news/micheal-jackson-new-album</guid><category><![CDATA[weird-news]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[weird-news]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 06 Sep 2017 15:41:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3W72119s5BjWPGGUiZ9pqnZoj8JHYxCCp9dtn2QVep2kxsXJHaEwWoZ1XBX2BNRFw3m8RD4zWJcVnDBWamu1QUwWM48aHFWAx6UjKWx9SsWuVma1PJPDDY?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[New kind of blind dates.]]></title><description><![CDATA[For me, its a little none sense. First physical attraction is also important part of the dates. Visual, always help in the communication process. Do you think its a good idea ?]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/weird-news/@weird-news/new-kind-of-blind-dates</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/weird-news/@weird-news/new-kind-of-blind-dates</guid><category><![CDATA[weird-news]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[weird-news]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 01 Sep 2017 13:02:48 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[A dare that change a life.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Some dare can bring some positivity. Close to 40k USD contract. Picture by Yazmin Fox]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/weird-news/@weird-news/a-dare-that-change-a-life</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/weird-news/@weird-news/a-dare-that-change-a-life</guid><category><![CDATA[weird-news]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[weird-news]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 31 Aug 2017 18:28:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3ejZQFLqXedL5Lvw1yVYdqNDj7FR856jp8p1ZAeRiGTTg9n1STyR8iWCk4aW8AL71W26z8UJsqH6J7B5SLAe46518AGH4GhJhxquzAH9gT2tpQLQTBsKmrsxtS4thWbauvU8rsFKu7TSms4SV7tuUgjChhHrHUVJHGEosPwkHKmYXVgR8Tr3zFhHPHbyG?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>