<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2026 12:40:21 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/created/wheredidthesodago/rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[ After unexpectedly getting her period at the pool, Mandy decided to make the most of it]]></title><description><![CDATA[Source: After unexpectedly getting her period at the pool, Mandy decided to make the most of it]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/busy/@drowningwhale/after-unexpectedly-getting-her-period-at-the-pool-mandy-decided-to-make-the-most-of-it</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/busy/@drowningwhale/after-unexpectedly-getting-her-period-at-the-pool-mandy-decided-to-make-the-most-of-it</guid><category><![CDATA[busy]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[drowningwhale]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 27 May 2019 00:24:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/x7L2VSNEiyAB5Ux7nxKmLo6yLyEJT6Jt5yhNCUpGMZw6445qefKvx4hETpMM2Epy1SaAPyNQheADAEZ?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[ Jessica didn't know what she was more pissed off at: these B.S. "magic seeds," her dumbass husband who couldn't separate reality from fantasy, or herself for reading 'Jack and the Beanstalk' to him yesterday]]></title><description><![CDATA[Source: Jessica didn't know what she was more pissed off at: these B.S. "magic seeds," her dumbass husband who couldn't separate reality from fantasy, or herself for reading 'Jack and the Beanstalk']]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@cheapestwhale/jessica-didnt-know-what-she-was-more-pissed-off-at-these-b-s--magic-seeds-her-dumbass-husband-who-couldnt-separate-reality-from-fantasy-or-herself-for-reading-jack-and-the-beanstalk-to-him-yesterday</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@cheapestwhale/jessica-didnt-know-what-she-was-more-pissed-off-at-these-b-s--magic-seeds-her-dumbass-husband-who-couldnt-separate-reality-from-fantasy-or-herself-for-reading-jack-and-the-beanstalk-to-him-yesterday</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[cheapestwhale]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 03 May 2019 23:17:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/BRWJ2YmdUFozvi1TFqcAtjm7WFGKEVqbCZ56bmsqg9wR71HP?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[ Locked outside of his house, Billy tried his best to escape the rabid dog attack by clawing at his door]]></title><description><![CDATA[Source: Locked outside of his house, Billy tried his best to escape the rabid dog attack by clawing at his door]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/gif/@o2rs2015/locked-outside-of-his-house-billy-tried-his-best-to-escape-the-rabid-dog-attack-by-clawing-at-his-door</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/gif/@o2rs2015/locked-outside-of-his-house-billy-tried-his-best-to-escape-the-rabid-dog-attack-by-clawing-at-his-door</guid><category><![CDATA[gif]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[o2rs2015]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 29 Apr 2019 22:40:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/23KQwnti57su6Un4iepXZFtM9Q6a1P8d3BYFnj77bwMuETwn5FMBUq87duooGFXqWbZtm2r3YhWBQ9ayQTma38LCasmmVbb?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[ Living the dream in Soda Reality]]></title><description><![CDATA[Source: Living the dream in Soda Reality]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/busy/@mutu/living-the-dream-in-soda-reality</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/busy/@mutu/living-the-dream-in-soda-reality</guid><category><![CDATA[busy]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[mutu]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 23 Apr 2019 23:08:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/46aP2QbqUqBrPYSm7WfdVQUQ1YoZj7HkuLEy9DKF1MRawy8vR2cBQBD6LJWxgwdzTkrzWRnHuc5gPCY8DppbVneZ6V6m?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[ Introducing: Soda Coffee - 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Bob (from HR) only enjoys two things: fresh morning coffee and a firm handshake]]></title><description><![CDATA[Source: Jim, ya done goofed! 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Fuckin' glue some paint to their head]]></title><description><![CDATA[Source: Is your dumb kid sad because nobody bullies them? 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