<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2026 21:58:09 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/created/workexcuses/rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Little Leprechaun Lament]]></title><description><![CDATA[I know we had plans for this evening but the weirdest thing happened to me today and I won't be able to to make it. I woke up this morning to what I thought was going to be a normal day. I took a shower,]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/excuses/@brianthesmartass/little-leprechaun-lament</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/excuses/@brianthesmartass/little-leprechaun-lament</guid><category><![CDATA[excuses]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[brianthesmartass]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2020 06:16:24 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Embellished Excuses for theIntroverts and Antisocialites Among Us]]></title><description><![CDATA[Killer Kitty Kibble      (Work Excuse)Boss, I can't come to work today. I woke up this morning on time and began to get ready but I slipped in the shower and I didn't think I hit my head that hard but]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/workexcuses/@brianthesmartass/embellished-excuses-for-theintroverts-and-antisocialites-among-us</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/workexcuses/@brianthesmartass/embellished-excuses-for-theintroverts-and-antisocialites-among-us</guid><category><![CDATA[workexcuses]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[brianthesmartass]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 26 Feb 2020 09:03:51 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>