<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2026 16:13:01 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/hot/funny/rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Show Memes: #MemeWars: JD Vance Lands on the Moon to Spread MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+ Awareness]]></title><description><![CDATA[Show Memes: #MemeWars: JD Vance Lands on the Moon to Spread MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+ Awareness Show Memes: JD Vance Thread:]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/memewars/@titusfrost/show-memes-memewars-jd-vance-lands-on-the-moon-to-spread-mmiwg2slgbtqqia-awareness</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/memewars/@titusfrost/show-memes-memewars-jd-vance-lands-on-the-moon-to-spread-mmiwg2slgbtqqia-awareness</guid><category><![CDATA[memewars]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[titusfrost]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2026 21:42:33 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3W72119s5BjW4PvRk9nXC1RsHWxNoWjhqsdMpcQpyUCcTBy4F4oWRTiHL8ZLuzfwRsranT3XAyuUup3xZ269HoMTr1373GE9TRSyNjACLN5aKkomfeLHr6?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[ALL MY PROBLEMS (EPISODE 10)]]></title><description><![CDATA[This is episode 10 of our AI generated comedy soap opera about a good guy with a lot of bad luck. ▶️ 3Speak]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-181335/@blueeyes8960/76e72cc0</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-181335/@blueeyes8960/76e72cc0</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-181335]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[blueeyes8960]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2026 13:10:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/46aP2QbqUqBqwyMYx5rqy9vFZMnbeMhRu3KsA83BYsWYwubDhngkmn9iey2GzBXUGUFSikAAh2y83JSuTxVddEaqS6E3?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Der Witz des Tages 😄 | Donnerstag, 16. April 2026]]></title><description><![CDATA[😂 Der Witz des Tages Ein Ehepaar liegt im Bett. Die Frau sagt: 'Schatz, sag mir etwas, das mich glücklich und traurig zugleich macht.' Der Mann überlegt lange und sagt dann: 'Du hast den schönsten Körper]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/dach/@witzkiste/witz-des-tages-1776357028</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/dach/@witzkiste/witz-des-tages-1776357028</guid><category><![CDATA[dach]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[witzkiste]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2026 16:30:27 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/6e5jMxe6RUqZs53wDMFFzvpwonyCKwHRRWeD4AeaRcDammXbDkaXFD447Nk5gpwY3i9JannqPfXrXorbEB83U3kmRUGUgeeyHextdEmgut5yw5Rfb7VNjfy5axjrVp9wz8zKeYSrFxwnK1qc5YmsFsvmRdc2GQGyYYPAiEuQpJ583PwTvN3g7UGZWBmwtCGmhFUmG5YGNw4czHxgQFUAtL4S3uPnoYYDLq1oNZr7gLLZCr8mW1B8yGTAyskF9?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Der Witz des Tages 😄 | Mittwoch, 15. April 2026]]></title><description><![CDATA[😂 Der Witz des Tages Im Geschäft. Kunde: 'Ich möchte diesen Anzug umtauschen.' Verkäufer: 'Warum? Passt er nicht?' Kunde: 'Doch, perfekt. Aber meine Frau meinte, ich sehe darin zu gut aus!' Foto: Vitaly]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/dach/@witzkiste/witz-des-tages-1776269145</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/dach/@witzkiste/witz-des-tages-1776269145</guid><category><![CDATA[dach]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[witzkiste]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2026 16:05:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/6e5jMxe6RUqZs53wDMFFzvpwonyCKwHRRWeD4AeaRcDammXbDkgz4ZTvVuyVmt987HUBSyfdRCwBFfFjWEPskRxgHKT6dpmdnDqekFf2Xk3TUzX1sW5PktgqnSjFD5MBfHNx7sjFLiSCyQiDbqgMQtQbvJBZPoz8GqBqQX9SHg4kmEogAjnhuZP1C8srW8ejsLEqRGLnRKJ5yxTvwvpPX1i8V4AZrABRfwCMv7N8EHFUNVNUeE3mj4NXyjFxs?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Fee for doing what -5minutefreewrite]]></title><description><![CDATA[for I'll pay no fee for servive surviving ah yes, the survival fee. If you'd like to live, you need to pay the survival fee. We break it into discreet chunks, and there are some variable scales, but it's]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-161155/@improv/fee-for-doing-what-5minutefreewrite</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-161155/@improv/fee-for-doing-what-5minutefreewrite</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-161155]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[improv]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2026 22:27:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Aladdin’s magic lamp  [eng/срп] Аладинова чаробна лампа]]></title><description><![CDATA[All pics Source / Извор: FINOGENOV @ Bastyon Imagine, what would you wish for if you had Aladdin’s magic lamp? Be very careful when choosing your wishes, because – your wishes may come true! Замислите,]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-115859/@lighteye/aladdins-magic-lamp-engsrp-aladinova-charobna-lampa</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-115859/@lighteye/aladdins-magic-lamp-engsrp-aladinova-charobna-lampa</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-115859]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[lighteye]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2026 12:13:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/5s4dzRwnVbzGY5ssnCE4wXzkeAEXyVtgk1ApQTwHMTp6y5PvEo1yennApgkYJNUejgKoCo2sJCaD5HpiwfvLvHUHymVobqZAvKZ1iav9A7QkZT2SipkmQiMc31mRKGVcTdsUXKHTwUTd5KXFZHs1LXfxHQE5QqPuaCKKh4A?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Der Witz des Tages 😄 | Dienstag, 14. April 2026]]></title><description><![CDATA[😂 Der Witz des Tages Ein Pfarrer, ein Arzt und ein Ingenieur warten darauf, eine Gruppe langsamer Golfspieler vor ihnen durchzulassen. Der Ingenieur beschwert sich: 'Was ist los mit diesen Typen? Wir]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/dach/@witzkiste/witz-des-tages-1776171608</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/dach/@witzkiste/witz-des-tages-1776171608</guid><category><![CDATA[dach]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[witzkiste]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2026 13:00:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/4od4FA9FGiMvYfrWHj5EHWffApQ2XXemaF6LRPqvesiUwqsMhYm99afPS5buUeX4snPjWuGHNtFa3fkNjtSs4T8gmWUz5JKnBr7nYaY5ypbK6SS7CBp2XXrFhPveT55BLSAtnq9MuMzDE57ahsyrhFVaW9eThBxBwm6DodkhWyjWmXig5B5hYXTUXkeNqjprYCeqMdcDWfTVk3Qs1ahofiVqXPuQ6S8eWhrSpzESpEMwbkLX1nkK7QfBV?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Punday Monday 451!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Igloos Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send me]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-150329/@improv/punday-monday-451</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-150329/@improv/punday-monday-451</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-150329]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[improv]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2026 22:21:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/ADdPNihJzmPaYV4kTz4GCveAWxV8mUAgE6jg7PzdvQBoGn97TMw5BrroJCUxwBUP7gGyNp7TLBBJpTcenPtvKQeez?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[A heron show on the lake.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Two herons stood on the rocks in the water, one at the left and one at the right. 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Foto: Bryan Rodriguez via Unsplash 💭 Clever formuliert, herzhaft gelacht! Hab]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/dach/@witzkiste/witz-des-tages-1776085205</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/dach/@witzkiste/witz-des-tages-1776085205</guid><category><![CDATA[dach]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[witzkiste]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2026 13:00:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/6e5jMxe6RUqZs53wDMFFzvpwonyCKwHRRWeD4AeaRcDammXbDWMnMMjzvJJkDnvKiZemMWjiQLKJaXTUhxVfD9cXu4ikU4KweK4WjBQiScYhxYVvPMjE76V4V5QVHCoMWuYcSrXer1Y1oNdv7VVbz9pbHAxDYfsi1bYZ9jRaFc4c1yFXctmkjVL5QVP8ge4rmqTifQ631mzJLdus817QxFBpLC1Q3Aqs7VBhvNSGKaHTjzMzYFZ8JEt6iaiwR?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Squirrel Sunday - STDs]]></title><description><![CDATA[Its another #squirrelsunday and they've got themselves into some trouble in the desert this time. Old Fred thought it would be nice to see Sally who runs around town. He should have consulted some people]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-168869/@sketch.and.jam/squirrel-sunday-stds</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-168869/@sketch.and.jam/squirrel-sunday-stds</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-168869]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[sketch.and.jam]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2026 19:49:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/YpihifdXP4WNbGMdjw7e3DuhJWBvCw4SfuLZsrnJYHEpsqZFkiGGNCQN1RXUf7EBJgT89oyewU39BxgqtD3Tq6ym32TK3zFnYUaHtcUPyF9c6ChybTLr3rba1pGLrNtnEyiv9d5oQGgiVGtLK9qjAHaQSZhDX1o73xd87vdBbvw8?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[FOMO AND FUDD (NFT CAMERA)]]></title><description><![CDATA[Fomo and Fudd is a goofy comedy I made about two dumb crypto guys telling bad crypto jokes. This episode is no exception as Fomo introduces Fudd to a special NFT camera. GET REWARDED IN CRYPTO CURRENCY]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-181335/@crypt-skip/cfdd242d</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-181335/@crypt-skip/cfdd242d</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-181335]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[crypt-skip]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2026 16:45:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/46aP2QbqUqBqwyMYx5rqy9vFZMnbeMhRu3KsA83BYsWYwubDhne6HQXrzf27howWEHY72dfF2CrD1VM1quyEHwSbmRgT?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Svinni's Golden Happiness. Part 2\Svinnis goldenes Glück. Teil 2]]></title><description><![CDATA[Hello,my friends! New story of Svinni the pig right now! Piastres, piastres! It's time to open the chest and take our treasures! 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"A man]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@mrfahrenheit211/a-joke-that-has-a-large-element-of-truth-about-it</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@mrfahrenheit211/a-joke-that-has-a-large-element-of-truth-about-it</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[mrfahrenheit211]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2026 20:01:27 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/4bEjbgCbFMvAGbwxD9CJfJUznpDy21P1gb5kciUwoKrnYbGbNVgJCYqfVfSoS5CGAx7LD5DRaCDYJQR4HiVSK7utVfB2ZvFTBwB64zFGpM3yoYC5dY67Peio47npGFuwLKpCN75WQkW7Ht6Q71XzDJqV67XYAJbm9esdkLNfGnctQkSLiz?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Der Witz des Tages 😄 | Samstag, 11. April 2026]]></title><description><![CDATA[😂 Der Witz des Tages Ein Anwalt, ein Arzt und ein Manager stehen vor dem heiligen Petrus. Petrus sagt: 'Bevor ihr eintreten dürft, müsst ihr mir sagen, was ihr zu Lebzeiten verdient habt.' Der Anwalt:]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/dach/@witzkiste/witz-des-tages-1775918962</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/dach/@witzkiste/witz-des-tages-1775918962</guid><category><![CDATA[dach]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[witzkiste]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2026 14:49:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/6e5jMxe6RUqZs53wDMFFzvpwonyCKwHRRWeD4AeaRcDammXbDkfMAgHxijexAD3CrcmpKKVhqGPTHU7LmwBkkcBUt616k7b7BbKPZwhFuQvu4caeQBnkvHBWMiy1pGULseh5rN27zekgtBMuB6imjKiTiPKxxztfqfHhiiGjEqQUboJCJ8qZ5HQw6B6QsLjRJjVKAwetCVXDe3BBsFKLgSMtEPa4EwbBKYkTx6UtNnFbdYZkeJoQksisnxnXh?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Der Witz des Tages 😄 | Freitag, 10. April 2026]]></title><description><![CDATA[😂 Der Witz des Tages Ein alter Mann sitzt auf einer Parkbank und weint. Ein Polizist kommt vorbei und fragt: 'Was ist denn los?' Der Mann schluchzt: 'Ich habe eine wunderbare junge Frau geheiratet. Sie]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/dach/@witzkiste/witz-des-tages-1775837967</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/dach/@witzkiste/witz-des-tages-1775837967</guid><category><![CDATA[dach]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[witzkiste]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2026 16:19:27 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/6e5jMxe6RUqZs53wDMFFzvpwonyCKwHRRWeD4AeaRcDammXbDdYwu5hdh6myeHhGQ7bVGNSqsCQGtd8kMcfCYKUT87RYCyP9hSEZMrMHcSaKazfZfTVPQ8eTfqLiFJAbJCycmGGjJf12xNK1pTmwGAbMiXm4nrdMPmW4FXXzaXR7mtJNp1Ed9dP9wq8nEct5Zry5iAyWgCLhEk1DHrhvnMQ2TVuga9dSGUMtrnJ6H8VMrDZRidTNbUeUfJB5y?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>