Walked around the airport like I do...
Several printers were offline. I bet it was a conspiracy! And several moving walkways were down! Another conspiracy!
I work at Denver International Airport, and this place is riddled with conspiracy theories. It's so big, the airport even paid it homage when they put up remodeling walls earlier this year.
Love me a good conspiracy theory! It's crazy what people will come up with.
I feel like there are no other airports this deep in conspiracy, but I could be wrong! Let me know in the comments if your airport has any conspiracies, or even tell me about your favorite conspiracy anywhere! Did your town harbor aliens in its history? Maybe some illegal gambling that made it popular but was covered up because the town needed the money? Whatever you got, let me know!
Height6.2 ft |  | Weight226 lb |  | Body Fat% |  |
Waist36 in |  | Thighsin |  | Chestin |  |
