Welcome to my night diaries where we can bitch all we want or just make fun of the president's hair! From now on I will add at the bottom of this post my actifit report cause seriously, who the hell have time (and brain) to write 3 posts a day? That's too much blah blah and a good post is better than than 3 meh! Y'all know how this works so me go first!
Today I had to wake up at 4am to take my mom to do some follow up MRI for her pancreas cause she have some nodes there and they check if they grow every 6 months. For some reason I'm a magnet for weirdos and today wasn't the exception! There was an old lady there that had a very weird voice, like a robot and she talked a lot and very loud! Every one was staring back at her cause it was a very weird voice. At the same time there was a weird guy staring at me... 2 hours straight... staring at me for 2 long hours! He had the tipical "pervert face" and it was very uncomfortable to have him seat in front of me looking like if he wanted to pierce me with his eyes. I looked at him very serious but no, nope, noooope he kept looking at me in the most uncomfortable way!
We got called to the MRI waiting room and I thought "great, no more stalker"... 5 minutes later the stalker and the weird lady were next to me... The weird lady started to talk to me in her robotic voice, she complained about everything, she started arguing alone there, she stand and seat several times and it was kind of nerve wrecking and at the same time the stalker was 3 seats away from me... looking at me like if we wanted to eat me. I felt like I was a random dessert in the middle of a bakery waiting to be eat by a stranger! I got tired of him and used my "psycho look"... he looked at me like nothing but hell no, I wasn't going to back down he needed to stop harassing me! Me looking at him like a psycho ready to kill worked cause he didn't even glared at me with the corner of his eyes and just when I was starting to flavor my victory the weird woman started to talk like a nice sweet lady... "Whaaaat the hell happened to her voice?!" I thought!
She unwrapped her hair, took her phone and started to act flirty with the camera. She took several selfies and videos talking all flirty and the whole time the voice was nice and lovely. She acted like a nice person, laughing and showing me her pics... she was adorable... then she turned off the phone and became a grumpy robot again! Strong robot voice, arguing for all, complaining for everything, looking all weird... Everyone looked at her like "whaaaaat the fuuuuuuu?!" I was tense, very tense cause on my left I had the woman with split personalities and on my right the stalker. Just when I was about to internally scream for help to God, cause seriously people were looking at me like "poor woman!", the nurse came and called me to give me some instructions! Saved by the nurse! Ha! When I was leaving the woman was in her "sweet selfie self personality" again and the stalker was looking at me like when a stranger takes your food away from you! All that at 6am... not enough awake and definitely not enough caffeine to deal with crazy people so early in the morning!
So now is your turn. Tell me, how was your day?
Oh and my actifit thingy is at the bottom....
Sources for the art I made for this post:
moon, hand, cloud, notebook
