Welcome to my night diaries, the place where we scream "WTF!" or just sing kumbaya while holding hands... Y'all know how this works so me first!
I was eating in a fast food with my sister, minding our own business, filling our bellies... it was lunch time and the place was starting to get filled with people. Then suddenly a woman entered the place and walked to the table next to us where a man was eating....
Woman: Who's that bitch sending you msgs at 1 am in facebook?
Man: I have no idea what you talking about!
Woman: Don't act like you have no idea! Did you forgot all those notifications go straight to my email? Who the fuck is her? Tell me damn it! Are you cheating on me with that bitch?
My sister and me were frozen.... we started to eat our food in slow mode, looking at the whole scene with big eyes. Have you ever saw one of those gifs when someone grabs a popcorn bucket and enjoy the drama? Well, we were in popcorn mode... but with mexican food... nachos are way more better than popcorn to enjoy a good drama! The man was pale, big drops of sweat was running down his face even tho the air conditioning of the place was freezing the heck out of everyone. The entire place stopped, everyone were looking at the scene, even the employees stopped cooking to watch the thing. The woman was breathing like a bull ready to attack its prey. I felt sorry for the man!
Man: My love, I would never do that to you! I love you! You're the love of my life!
Tears started coming out of the man's eyes. All I thought was "Oh shit! This thing got real! A man crying means he did it and he's afraid of this psycho woman. If food start flying I'm out of here." The woman face changed from angry to possessed by the devil when she saw he was crying. I looked at my sis and she was in shock... her eyes very big and her mouth opened... I laugh internally cause everyone had that expression of "oooooooh fuuuuuuu!"
Woman: Look son of a bitch, I don't give a fuck about your fake tears! I will make our life miserable! I will make you regret the day you met me! I will make you suffer! I will fuck you so hard that you will wish to die! I'm not gonna leave you, I will make your life living hell until you hate your life and leave the house! You have no idea who you messing with! No fucking one mess with me! I will give you hell!
The woman left the place and the man stayed there completely frozen, crying a river, with panic face. He was scared, petrified! I don't blame him, that woman was scary as hell! All the women in there were looking at him with hate, all the men were looking at him with disappointment... probably cause he was so dumb to have his fb notifications with his wife email... Me? I had mixed feelings... what a dumb guy! If you gonna cheat be wise! Not that I endorse cheating cause I don't believe in being unfaithful but jeez, who the hell cheat on his wife and send the proof to her email? And who the hell dare to cheat on a person that is clearly the devil incarnated? I feel sorry for him... I do!
So now is your turn. Tell me, how was your day?
Oh and my actifit thingy is at the bottom....
Sources for the art I made for this post:
moon, hand, cloud, notebook
