Well it happened today.. I crashed pretty hard on the Segway.. I was out working to set these last 4 leads.. I had 3 set and was feeling good.. I reached the end of the cul-de-sac and there were about 5 neighborhood kids out playing in the street.. One of them had a Razor scooter and wanted to race.. okay .. I'm your huckleberry.. long story short.. I crashed and burned and he beat me.. told Shawn to refund them that last lead.. and I told him the truth..
Pics or it didn't happen you say..
Vape pen broke in my front pocket when I landed face first in the street..
Broken flipflop..
Road rash...
If that don't make you hungry nothing will.. shout out to ... the Little cheeseburger from aforementioned 5Guys mystery shop..
Peace out y'all... Dave