ISO: Minnow to adopt for about 1 month
Requirements:
- Interesting Content... (Surprise Me)
- Less than 1000 SP
To Enter: Make a post, A blog, vlog or song about why you would be a great minnow. The ability to photoshop your face on a fish picture is a bonus and will be much appreciated! ;) This is not about "Why" you need to be adopted it is about why are you an asset to the SteemIt community.
Use the tag #adoptaminnow
What will you receive in return?
I will take an unnatural, over-involved interest in a minnow's life
- If you are adopted, I will live for your success or failure.
- I will over-estimate your successes and become over-involved in your failures
- I will brag about you. I will post about how fabulous you are.
- I will nag you and give you unsolicited advice
- I will upvote you just to keep you happy, I will demand that others acknowledge your talents and shame them for upvoting others over you.
- I will quickly tire of you when you become self sufficient and can no longer meet my need to be needed
Since my own success is moderate at best, I hope to catapult you past my own level and remind you for the rest of our lives how I am responsible for all of your victories.If you are interested in becoming my online project giving me illusions of making a difference and a smug sense of personal importance. I will focus on you until I lose interest. Likely about a month, after which I will forever remind you that I launched your career
The goal is:
To not create an unhealthy dependency, rather support and protect them as minnows, as well as assist as needed. They have a short time to learn the ropes and then the goal is to create a healthy, self-sustaining minnow
It is the adopter's job to get the minnow some visibility and the minnow's responsibility to use that time to gain followers through interesting content.
The first minnow and a tough act to follow was 
Who will step up?
Update: If you do not understand the post, it is unlikely you are qualified to be selected. Not trying to be mean..