That's right. You are.
Yes you are.
Yes you are.
You is so precious.
You is so chubby.
You is adorable.
And naughty. You a naughty one, aren't you?
And you like to pretend you're a big person. It's fun to make believe that you're all grown up.
But you're just being silly.
Because you know, even after working all day, even after getting married and having a family, even after you've turned on your computer, all by yourself, and looking at this page on the internet---even then, you know: you're not a grown up. You've been faking it all this time.
You know you're still a baby.
But that's okay, because you're smart enough to make it work. You are superbaby. And you are strong enough to compete in the world of grownups...
Because you is precious.
Because you is chubby.
Because you is adorable.
Because you is naughty.
And because you are smart enough, talented enough, and tricky enough to make believe yourself into the person you have to be in this world.
We love you, baby. Nighty night.
