Jimmy: Hey, John. You wanna light some pop bottle rockets?
John: Where'd you get those?
Jimmy: Missoura.
John: You know they are illegal in this state.
Jimmy: (sighs) Yeah, no freedom here.
Shoots rocket.
John: If you do that again I'm leaving.
Jimmy: See ya.
Shoots rocket.
John: Don't you respect the law?
Jimmy: Can I have laws that treat me like a responsible adult?
Siren
John: Not today. Here come the cops. Smell ya later.
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