YOLO - You Only Live Once, a millennials’ slang pretty much sums up what every visitor in Miami would think as they set their foot into this party capital. Famous for its adult entertainment clubs like fancy lounges, posh and full nude strip clubs, it is sure to leave a lasting impression on your mind and heart. Filled with gorgeous and insanely hot divas right up at the poles grooving their way through life. You wouldn’t have felt so important and be someone’s center of attraction unless you would have visited Miami ’s swanky strip clubs where these bunch of beauties has all eyes on you. Just sit back with a glass of expensive scotch and gawk at these beauties as they twerk right up at your face and you sit there contemplating what good you would have done in your life to be there.
You might be pondering that full nude strip clubs are filled with only young, dashing and stinkingly rich brats who know how to spend their money well. But that’s not the case, let’s just brief you about who you’re likely to bump into if you’re one of those curious first-timers :
1. Married Men aka. Wanna Be sugar daddies
Yes! You heard that right, these men are likely to end up in a strip club if they want to unwind and take a break from their mundane married life. These middle-aged individuals want to feel what they’re missing onto when married and caged into being with a single woman for the rest of their life. It is no harm to be in a strip club, spend money over expensive and branded liquors or even pay to these young beauties who are the soul of adult entertainment clubs only when you don’t tell your wife about it.
These married men don’t lavishly spend their money on the stripers as they have bills due and a family back home to look after.
In the rarest case, if your wife knows about your way of unwinding from monotonous life then you’re likely to end up in the next category.
2. The loner
Men under this category are the ones who recently got divorced ( yeah, you know it why ), or got windowed or even the ones who haven't still tried their hands on marriage. They don’t want to be left out nor do they wish to get married. They’re likely to have odd fetishes which none of his girlfriends would entertain and so they land up in the full nude strip club hoping to experience what they want by shedding few bucks.
3. Actual sugar daddies
These middle-aged men ( mostly widowed or divorced ) step into these adult entertainment clubs with their swanky convertibles giving a cut-throat competition to the young and rich lads. While we sit here and wonder how limited money but too many expenses we’ve got to cover, these sugar daddies have lots of cash but they search for places to invest. All he has to do is shine some cash out of his wallet hoping he could hire any striper for his entertainment. Even stripers look for such sugar daddies in the club who could help her with some easy cash to pay bills, shower his love on her by gifting luxury vacations and taking her on an ultra-luxurious shopping spree. And why wouldn’t he do it if he’s getting what he wants out of her? He would show her off to his lesser rich friends telling them what money can buy.
4. The Drinkers
These people are just a group of guys who hopped into the club for their friend’s bachelors party or just a random group of hardcore drink-o-holic guys on their night out. The reason for them visiting these full nude strip clubs would be to solely to sip their ‘On the rocks’ while watching a luscious booty groove in front of them making the drink taste even better. These drinkers are just fascinated with the overall idea of boozing and partying between the stripers where they make them feel like a god after down by 5 Jager Bombs and still wouldn’t stop. They’re so intoxicated that they start feeling they have landed up in a heaven where they see what they think, from loud and bombastic EDM, disco lights to stripers wearing high stilletoes dancing on the pole, everything to them seems so unrealistic.
5. The one who seeks love
Probably he’s just out of a relationship or maybe his girl dumped him. Visiting an adult entertainment club can be a good option but not for the ones who are looking for love. Stripers who work here make money for their living and would never think about getting settled unless they have their finances sorted. Sadly the guy really believes and hopes he can meet a great girl here and date her and marry her! He will spend any amount even if he doesn't have the income to prove that he can and will take care of her. Nevertheless, as long as there is hope he will keep spending his money. And the day he does, I’d start believing in Rihanna’s song- ‘We found love in a hopeless place. ‘