Market Research: Who would buy A Bag Of Poop?

So, I was chatting with my friend David about normal, everyday stuff earlier on and naturally we were trying to think of ways to make money. One thought that we had was to market to the niche group who would love to eat poop.

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I actually thought it might be fun to put a bunch of delicious brownies in a bag (real brownies, not poop) and then market them as 'A Bag Of Poop" as a novelty item that hosts can give to their friends when they're guests in their home. Other thoughts I had were to sell lemonade or soda as "A Can Of Piss".

Is this a product you would buy so that you could see the look on their face when you ask if they want some chips or if they'd prefer poop instead?
Which leads to the next question, what goes good with poop and piss?
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