No other explanation than ...
a bitch in heat somewhere
Going out with a "bang",
can imagine worser ways to die
Can only one man responsible for this ...
Jack Daniels
'For you guys who want rare, dinner's ready,
for medium or well done get in the car again'
'Make my day ...
Punk'
'Now watch closely son ...
it's not rocket science'
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