Man who for a long time did not enter into intimate relations:
- You come to think that there are no bad woman.
- You do not understand what a morning erection is, and how it differs from the day, night and evening.
- Thoughts about food fade into the background.
- You can watch television broadcasts of the woman's chess championship for hours.
- Erotic dreams torment you as much as a gynecologist.
- When you pass by the skin-venereal dispensary, your heart does not skip a beat.
- All the back thoughts come to the fore.
- When you kiss a woman's hand, you leave a bruise on it.
- The last condom you bought expired a year ago.
- You know exactly what your last wish will be before the death penalty.
Woman react as follows:
- You are strengthened in the thought that all man are goats.
- You continue to dream about the Prince, but without a horse and clothes.
- After standing for an hour in the Museum at the most famous statue, you absolutely do not remember the face of the person depicted on it.
- You constantly dreamily humming: "If only the guys of the whole Earth…"
- You are afraid to drink because you are afraid to take advantage of your condition.
- Unshaven man in wrinkled clothes you think just stylish.
- The idea that sex cannot be the basis of existence for a cultured and educated woman no longer seems so obvious.
- Critical and all other days of the month for you gradually change places.
- With the money saved on pregnancy tests, you buy a washing machine.
- You return to the feeling of fear of the first sexual experience.