You don't want some Troll coin?
What the hell is wrong with you?
Oh, yeah, most of you born to lose, and this looks too good to be true.
Why would your luck change now?
Well, buck up, little buckaroo!
The Steem rocket is about to launch and you can trade all your troll coins for some of those, once gets their exchange going.
With any luck you bastards will hodl and we can get more than one steem each!
No weak willed, lilly livered, dry gulchers for us!
Hodl your Trolls!!