Appropriation of internet.
http://assembly.re/commandments/internet.pdf
Due to misuse of internet for pathological self-presentation, illegal surveillance, misleading and brainwashing, I appropriate entire internet including all technical means necessary for its realization. All domain holders, technical operators and web masters are requested to allow me access to their sites without any limitation on first request. In case of refusal to follow my commandments the holdouts will be prosecuted.

Dr. Andrej Poleev