The Identity of God
Our Father in heaven, hallowed be your name: Last, First and Middle.
Thy email address has been verified as god@heaven.com
Thou hast provided us with a valid social security number issued by the supreme government of the blessed United States of America.
Thy credit history shows that thou hast paid all of OUR debts, including the original one.
Thou hast passed the background check, though I wonder if, being all powerful, Thou could'st have prevented more crimes.
Thy references have been checked: Popes, kings and paupers.
Thy resume: TLDR.
Thou art the right man for the job,
Buyer for the property,
Approved for the loan.
Thy business proposal is sound.
So go ahead Lord,
Thou art in charge now.
Terms are... just please don't bother me about anything.
I'll be over here on the couch watching youtube and eating chips.