I am actually totally serious in my interest in some commissions but all the disposable "cash" I have is in the form of cryptocurrencies. You will also find LOTS of people on this platform with similar situation - basically flush with cash, but all in crypto. Look into the bitpay card - it costs $10 US equivalent in bitcoin and I would be perfectly happy to give you enough STEEM to turn into bitcoin to pay for the card, if it meant I could commission and pay in cryptos. Once you have a Bitpay card I could just pay in bitcoin by sending the bitcoin to your card's wallet address - when you load the Bitpay card with bitcoin, it loads it with the current market value of the coin. In other words, if the market drops, you wouldn't lose your payment (but also if the market gains, you don't get that gain - whatever the market value was at the time you load the bitcoin onto the card, is the amount of money you have to spend on your card). The Bitpay card is a Visa debit card that functions in every respect like a Visa debit card.
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