Candy Whizzlov was an ordinary girl. Nothing much happened in her life besides a few casual encounters with random boys who didn't care much for her outstanding intellect. But one day things suddenly changed for her.
She enjoyed the first sunrays of spring when a bird flew straight into her head. As the bird was absorbed by her mind, she started to feel a strange sensation within her whole body. Everything blew up in dots of colors, with each of them holding a secret of the universe.
She instantly understood the immortal nature of her being and the transpersonality of her soul. After she reached a climax of understanding, she realized that she will never again sell herself below value.
That she is a f#c§in' GODDESS!!!
