There is a lonely space pirate who lives on a lonely planet,
It wanted to become a doctor,
but its claws were too menacing,
all its patients ran away,
It wanted to become a fire fighter,
but its hand cannons only shot lasers, not water,
all the buildings it tried to save turned into rubble,
It wanted to make friends across the galaxy,
but its mean looks could not win trust,
all the star citizens thought it must be a bad character,
So it decided to become a lonely space pirate on a lonely planet.