^{Good evening or whatever and I'm sorry I'm late.} My name is @NoNamesLeftToUse The Writer/Artist Himself.

_{Anyway. Here's that green thing.}Ta-dah!

^{What The Hell Is That Supposed To Be}

Now

^{I know what you're thinking:}

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What the fuck, man? I didn't order a green thing. And even if I did, that green thing is mostly red! You're slippin' dude! What is that thing sticking out? A penis? This is the stupidest thing I've ever seen in my life! You should be ashamed of yourself! I LOOKED AT THAT PIECE OF SHIT FOR TWO MINUTES AND THAT'S TWO MINUTES I WILL NEVER, EVER, GET BACK!! That's it! I'm calling the cops! Ned! Ned! Ned!

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Wow.

^{Have you been drinking?}

Jeez you guys. I was just, trying to be an artist again.

It's not easy, okay! Everyone's busy bitching about red market this and red market that so I thought I'd just come and brighten up everyone's day with some green stuff for a change and all you can do is take a dump on my head and let it run down my face like that?!?!

Say you're laying there on the hospital bed, trying to read something but your neighbor over there behind the curtain won't stop coughing and farting at the same time. This was me bringing you balloons!

Big fucking shiny balloons!

You're welcome!

Credits:All art and images seen here were produced digitally, by me.
^{"Disclaimer: This was intended to be both ridiculous and humorous. I will not be apologizing."}

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