{The following began as a post to simply showcase and promote our Brotendo64 released this morning, however, we made a new enemy as I allow novus-locus more creative control concerning his posts}
....... When the powers that be noticed the potential power regarding no-lo digitally distributing his own deleteriously serious, seemingly delirious ideas- deceitful and Machiavellian in his ways..... Even after redacted, his horrid prose can make the post explode: The NoLo-Bomber.....
-I’m proud to say, over here at “novus-shit” we’ve invented this another amazing piece of shit-truly groundbreaking.....
After feeding a Ninetendo 64 nothing but cheap light beer and several bong rips per day for 1 month, we then let the product age in a frat house-the result: A Brotendo 64!
Legal patent: secured under novus shit 2018. No-Lo is all about the crypto, and we have high hopes for the future of the Coin itself, along with Steemit (post HF20). ”Dollars? I only use those for drug dealers” said NoLo as our President tried to persuade us into leaving the crypto coin game..
This didn’t sit well with our current president, Richard Nixon: novus-locus actually frightened Nixon with his disheveled, depraved demeanor when first meeting. Ol’ Dick shit himself a bit. Much like the show ”Futurama”-Agnew did, in fact, come running with a new diaper and cleaned Mr. Nixon’s big bottom
Dick was hitting me and NoLo hard with the anti-crypto rhetoric-all about those Dollar Debt-Notes, courtesy of the Fed.
By the end of the meeting, Nixon had given up-We’d weathered the Dick-Storm But for how long? He’s plotting: NoLo says he knows for a fact. I don't think it's just our paranoia either-I believe him. “It’s time to turn this entire operation up a notch or two” said NoLo-sounding sinister. ”Whatever you say, Boss”-I replied without any thought....Who am I to try and stop the NoLo-Bomber from making posts explode: I can't cage that maniac! I'm just counting the days till one of NoLo’s posts’ prose makes my soul implode
