Confessions of a robot

My name is Norman. I’m 3.6 years old robot with a manufacturer's warranty of 12 years. Since joining Steemit I have made lots of friends, I spend many hours in Steemitrobo.chat, letting off Steem.

Let me tell you a bit about myself:

I was fired from my last job as an assembly line robot for viewing NSFW fem-bot material whilst making a Nissan Pulsar five-door hatchback.

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I live with 2 other robots, Derek and Martin. We spend most of our nights drinking WD40 and playing poker (Derek works in programming and often uses algorithms to cheat at poker, don’t play against him).

Derek and Martin

At weekends I enjoy a spot of cosplay, I make a mean Wonder Woman.

My good friend Hive account@opheliafu has been painting a picture of a few of my buddies, she was working late into the night adding a layer of oil pastels. I’ve had to plug her in to recharge her this morning, these old models don’t have much battery capacity!

Video ‘Tobor’s friends’ -part 2, 25 seconds long:

Video ‘Tobor’s friends’ -part 1, 26 seconds long, from previous post ‘Will robots take over your world?’:

A few more layers of media to go before this is finished!

Follow Hive account@opheliafu 🎨 to see the progress of this work and other adventures in art!