Soooo... I'm no historian, but from what I understand is during the Roman festival Saturnalia (the fore-runner to Christmas, a holiday cooked up by Pope Julius) they handed out man-shaped breads. Could this be the origin of the gingerbread dude? I have no idea, but it's a really interesting thought.
However, it'd be MORE interesting if we could catch a gingerbread dude on camera drinking nuclear waste... Oh wait, We've already DONE THAT! (Scroll it buddy!) 
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Yes, normal version. As in, "It's completely normal for a deranged gingerbread man to drink nuclear waste in his fallout shelter".
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