How it all Started
It was twelve o'clock on a Saturday, the sun was shining and the birds where singing.
As I walked don the busy city street and passed a vegan deli with a green logo,
it wasn't very busy but there was a few people siting here and there.
As I walked I thought to myself... How can people live without meat?
That's when I saw her;
a Hot vegan chick with thick frame glasses , as I stared into her beautiful dark brown eyes it all started...
she gave me this strange look... She was busy having a Vegan Burger and for some strange reason it felt like she could hear my thoughts... She did seem pretty hot and I wanted to tell her that I respect vegans and all=. But something felt odd its almost as if the background music in my head was very morbid very horror story like...
I was still dressed in my work clothes, as I was working earlier I decided to rather walk home than actually partake in a conversation with my boss about how I still don't own a car, I slipped out early.
As I was thinking about my day at work a demolition ball comes swinging towards me out of no-where! My life flashed in front of my eyes but I jut just dodged it.
As I looked up there she was the hot girl from the coffee shop! it looked like she had been possessed her eyes completely white she was naked and covered in some sort of white slime that looked a lot like semen, she screeched like something out of a horror movie but it also seemed like she was busy having an orgasmic fit then she shouted Fuck you meat eater!
So I started running until I saw a Guy in a bomb suit this made me stop just as he approached a certain area the bomb exploded.
I was terrified so I kept on running until I found more people and then the one lady told me everything apparently MAD-Vegetable disease broke out amongst the vegans of Pretoria and the all started hunting meat eaters.
After a couple bombs helicopters and stealth drones all the vegans where sedated, two weeks later after keeping all the Mad vegans under induced comas a cure was found and funny enough the cure was meat!
To All Vegans that read this please do not feel offended its just a random funny story that I wrote to go with some random illustrations that I made. I do not have a problem with vegans in anyway I sometimes even think about going vegans and please if you guys go mad please do not attack me I painted this peace sign to show vegans I come in peace!
Peace love and Abundance to all!
All the illustrations/artworks is 100% original and 100% my work :D
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