Where to start. Ok the beginning. So St Valintines day sounds all Sainty and great right? Well its not. Its based on two of the most sexually perverted rituals of ancient Rome. Juno Februata, the goddess of febris (“fever”) and Lupercalia (known as the “festival of sexual license”). Now take your pick of either. One would be flogging your girl with sacrificed goat skin so she will be more fertile the other is putting your young kids name in a hat where other young kids would then pick a name from. Do you think maybe they had a dance? Nope. They would preform sex acts at parties in Rome and be sexual partners till the next years festival. Now the Roman pope well he decided this may be looked at unfavorably. Wonder why?? So they decided to move it back a day and name it after a saint. Way to go pope!! Now this was like in the 490's A.D. So just more conformation that the pope has been covering up there sexual deviance for thousands of years. Just like they do to this very day. Now of course this holiday is worth millions of dollars and wraps up every mouth breathing face out there. So if you really want to do it right go get a goat for starters. Do you realize that Love is eternal? Like actual Love, I mean not this crap you see today with the divorce and single parent stats you see all over the place. By all means be a sheep its fine. Just don't be a goat today cause you'll be fucked in probably more ways than one. So go grab your favorite girl and whip the shit outa her with dead goat skins. works great the chicks will be all over you....Now the dog part you got right. Nothing like the silent, endless love of a well treated dog.