10 Funny Tips on Life
1.Life. Where's the guidebook, huh? Until we learn how to play this game called life, we might as well laugh along the way. Take a look at these 10 funny tips on life to keep your spirits high and your determination strong.
Don't grow up. It's a trap
2.Don't forget to laugh, be silly, and dance around the kitchen in your pj's! Your youthful nature will always be your best attribute. So go ahead and shake the sillies out. You might find it helps relieve stress and tension and keeps you sane.
Don’t yell at your kids. Lean in close and whisper; it's much scarier.
3.You hate yelling, they hate yelling, so try something to catch 'em off guard! Instead of flipping your lid, get real close and whisper threats of peanut butter sandwiches without jelly, milk without chocolate or bedtime without bedtime stories!
You have to remember one thing about the will of the people. It wasn't long ago that we were swept away by the Macarena! - Jon Stewart
4.This one's plain and simple. Just be yourself; don’t follow the crowd! Trends and fads come and go faster than a, "Hey, Macarena,” but don’t give in to pressure from your peers.
Don't get mad; get a puppy
5.Studies have shown that puppies lighten our mood, lower stress levels, and even help us live longer. So next time you're feeling overwhelmed, go home and play with your pooch!
Never test the waters with two feet.
6.Although it's true we only live once, it's not always best to just dive right in. Every once in a while put out that orange cone of caution before making a big decision!
Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer. - Ellen DeGeneres
7.Love who you are, all the way down to your last quirk and others will love you too… after all, nobody’s perfect!
To make a long story short, don't tell it.
8.We're all guilty of it — using five words when two will do! Keep your stories short and sweet and people are more likely to listen and remember them.
And if you’re a fan of filler words in your writing it's time to give them the chop!
Never give up on your dreams. Keep on sleeping.
9.We kid. Getting your rest is important but never stop dreaming big, especially with that youthful nature of yours!
Before you marry someone, make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell
10.Isn't that the truth? You never really know someone until you see them under pressure!
While your partner's having that hissy fit, see if they're using any of these 25 words that make us look and sound dumb. It might help you dodge a bullet!
You aren't learning much if your mouth is moving.
11.How can you be learning anything new if you're talking all the time? The wise and sage Buddha was a firm believer in "Talk less; listen more." Maybe you should be too.
Ponder this notion further with these quotes about the power of listening.
Keep on livin'!
12.So what have we learned? Never lose your childish wonder; stay true to yourself, and don't forget to laugh. In short, have fun out there in this game called life and don’t be afraid to roll the dice on YOU.
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