This is the way to go my child,
Attend your school and don't be wild.
pledge your allegiance, don't make me ask twice,
Raise your hands, in a queue, for advice.
This the the way to go young man,
Attend college and get a degree while you can.
Decide here and now what you'll do with your life,
then study The Text, so your grades will suffice.
Don't let your mind wonder, Over here! not yonder.
Keep on with my guidance, there's no need to ponder.
Now you've done it! your an Adult, what a Life!
You've followed my path and took our "advice".
Only big things to come, just you wait and see!
Now, back to the Cafe, that Coffee spilled was for me.