1. This mastubator curator.
2. This guy who went from 0 to 100 really quick.
When you trying to roast marshmallows with bae but all he wants to do is #Netflix & chill.
3. The nosiest neighbor ever.
"howdily doodily neighborino"
4. This toddler who gave zero fucks.
**Me: "can I go to the toilet?"
Teacher: "I don't know, can you?"
Me: **
5. Fart bubbles, actual fart bubbles.
Can we all take a minute and appreciate that hundreds of years ago a person poured hours of hard work into painting cherubs making human fart bubbles.
6. What it feels like to be literally thirsty.
when the restaurant has free refills
