G-Dog Cat Auction

For those of you who follow G-Dog, you will know he had a grumpy day the other day. And his cat significantly altered the outcome of said grump. Not long after, he hosted a Weekend Engagement, asking us which animal we would choose to be, whereby several of you (primarily instigated by Hive account@harlowjourney) opted to be a cat, or were supportive of those who loved cats.

And shall we offer a hats off (or "Cats Off") to Hive account@krazzytrukker (heretofore deemed as Hive account@krazzycatter) for housing currently 180 current claws!

So, due to an increasing awareness of, and applause ("appaws"???) for, the feline variety, including but not limited to a rather appropriate nod to David Bowie's song, "Cat People" (thanks for that Hive account@bashadow), it has become readily apparent that cats are the #1 choice of animal for the week.

Enter To Win The Opportunity To Be Hive account@galenkp's Personal CAT!!!

With that said, and as per the following comment by Hive account@dswigle:

I see no choice but to host a G-Dog Cat Auction to be Hive account@galenkp's personal cat for 5 days. There isn't a G-Dog fan reading this who wouldn't personally love a good ear scratch from the G-Dog himself. Me included.

This auction package includes the following:

Day	Event
Day 1	A full day of sleeping in under the warm sun in Hive account@galenkp's Australian home, accompanied by frequent ear scratches and lulling stories of lore
Day 2	A hearty 4-wheeling ride to the hills, accompanied by a personal one-on-one lesson of culling the pests of the outback. The tutorial includes physics lessons on the trajectory of a bullet, geography and history lessons on the wilderness and its surroundings, and business lessons on cattle ranchers of the area
Day 3	Being fed a breakfast of eggs and bacon on warm toast with an unwobbly coffee, followed by a lunch of infused oil made from home-grown herbs and locally grown olives, and a hearty meal of "Culling Stew", home-baked sourdough bread, and a mess of herbs and oils for dipping
Day 4	A leisurely sunrise stroll on the beach followed by a day at the oceanside and a blazing bonfire at dusk, while listening to your host regale you with adventures from his life
Day 5	A rough and tumble 4-wheeling adventure through the hills, followed by a campout under the stars in front of a well stoked fire, and a well stocked beer cooler, while listening to your host regale you with adventures from his life
1 - 4	All the while, getting snuggles and kitty cat scratches behind the ears, and goodies from the treat bag at any time, upon request

Rules Of The Auction

1. Must know what a cat is, and how to be one
2. Must be willing to be a cat for 5 days
3. Must know who Hive account@galenkp is, and why his cat saved the day (read this post)
4. Must like Australians
5. Must Upvote, subscribe, reblog, share comments, or donate HBD to this blog post -- (OR all of the above) to be considered
6. The top 5 participants will be entered into a raffle to spend a week as G-Dog's cat

Proceeds Will Go Toward The Next Weekend Engagement

Whatever moneys are earned on this post for the week will be donated to the prize pool for Hive account@galenkp's subsequent Weekend Engagement.