Edit: the offer for the fruit comment upvote is closed. You gotta be faster than that.

The Bank of Neoxian shall loan the sum of 220 SBD to Hive account@stevenmosoes. He promises to repay a total of 255 SBD. He shall pay 10 SBD per week until 255 SBD is reached (the final payment is 5 SBD). The first payment shall be on 2018-04-11.

To insure payment of this loan, Hive account@stevenmosoes promises to hand over their Owner key to the bank. The bank will give back new active and posting keys to Hive account@stevenmosoes. Hive account@stevenmosoes affirms that the owner key is given voluntarily and their account is not stolen. They promise not to initiate the Stolen account recovery procedure.
Owner key will be returned upon successful completion of loan.

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