Banks are almost as ruthless as attorneys with their fees.

I walked into Bank of America almost 100 times this year. They charged me $8.95 every time, because I am a husband, father, man.

I could understand if I was going to the club, back in the day. $8.95 to get in would not be a bad cover charge. Black & Milds sold in the men's bathroom per loosie, Wrigley's gum by the stick and maybe a shoeshine. When's the last time you used the bathroom in a bank?

Anyway we and a lot of men in John's Creek don't have ATM cards, because they reside in our wives' purses. So we go to the teller to withdraw odd amounts, anything less than $20 for Gwinnett county, $10 per transaction outside Gwinnett. So they took advantage unbeknownst to me. Tomorrow (Saturday) I try to get some of this money back.