A man walks into a bar

One night a man walks into a bar looking very sad.

The bartender sees the man and asks him what he wants. The man says

Oh, just a beer.

The bartender curious why the man looks so sad asks him:

What's wrong, why are you so sad today?

The man replies:

My wife and i got into a fight and she said she wouldn't talk to me for a month.

The bartender says:

So what's the problem with that?

The man replies:

Well the month is up tonight.