A life hack to happiness for this particular oddball STEEM network dweller and witness is high volume, heavily modulated sine waves... Most fun you can have with your clothes on!

The rest of the world calls this "Bass"... Some call it "Wubz", others refer to it as "The Boom"... When these lovely sine curves are passed through an amplifier and a sufficiently large enough subwoofer it produces a bliss far greater than any narcotic or drink can possibly provide to my central nervous system. Feeling my very being vibrate at the 40hz-120hz range ranks right up there with orgasms and good herbs in my books!

At one point roughly half a decade ago I was a semi-successful DJ that ran with the crew responsible for the underground dance/rave scene here in town.. Nothing like partying for a living! But alas the classic "big fish in a small pond" scenario caught up with me n the crew and as fast as the music success came.. the local police department started crawling up our asses, demanding we purchase various permits and inform/allow them at our shows.. Given the profit margins back then on music shows that was enough to run us into a deficit and the shows stopped, with it the underground music scene laying dormant... Until about 8 months ago!

A new underground music scene has sprung up with a new production company here locally.. Luckily for me the stories and legend of shows past are still very much being told.. and with that I've set out to start mixing music again as a hobby in hopes of once again showcasing my own music as well as others for a crowd eager to hear it. Unfortunately the music collection I've got is anywhere from 5 to 60 years old.. Hardly the new sounds and style the kids of today wish to rock out to. Asking the network's bass heads to share their favourites so I may rinse them out in the near future for the folks here in central Canada.

Now before the purist DJ's de-scrotum me for using a midi controller... I run a mixture of midi, time code vinyl and classic vinyl records when I mix. Any idiot can mix digital audio with the modern software n it's various sync cheats and hacks.. Hell, Everyone is a DJ really until you stick them in front of actual turntables and records. Tis what separates the men from boys in this circle. Here is a picture of my current setup.

Share your boss tracks in the comments section below and possibly win a full power uptuck! Believe my vote is worth around $4.20 (blaze it) at the moment.. All track shared below will get a vote, however only the filthiest tracks by my judgement will receive the coveted full uptuck!