starting 1000 - at least i get to start in silver - thats way betterthan bronze
day 1 - finsh stealth
welll, that didnt last long , got my ass kicked right down into bronze
win 2 - annndddd get fucked out of the streak by a fucking level 1 mylar fucking thorns dickhead
day 2 - stealth
annnddd i get stealth again = NICE
annnd i fucking destoyed some dickhead with a legionaire title
got lucky and pulled off a little streak - lots of high level players in silver
2 garbage ass rewards
day 2 - life - uggg , not my fav but it's early in the season
let the losing streak begin - FUCK
annndddd the GFL loses 3 in fucking row - no surpirse there, i dont even know why i try to use the POS any more
taking a break before i get fucked any harder
well, there went that 100 points into the fucking void of losses
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK !!!!!
win 1 - lose 1 , fuck this - taking a break
1 shitty reward
day 3 - stealth
win 3 - annnddddd BAMMMM here comes the high level motherfuckers
guild brawl - lose 7 out of 8 - LOL again
annndd up to 3 lost - so much for getting ahead earlier
jesus fucking christ - i'm taking a break before i get fucked any more for the day
got a lucky streak in and almost made it to silver 2 before getting stopped out
win 100 points - lose 100 points - MOTHERFUCKER , IM GETTING SO SICK AND FUCK AND TIRED OF THIS WIN AND THEN INSTANTLY FUCKING LOSE BULLSHIT !!!!!!!
2 more shitty sps rewards
day 4 - fire
annnnd lets lose another 100 fucking points - right back to where i was 2 fucking days ago
UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE
win 1- annnddddd turn around lose 2 more - fuck this, taking a break before ilose another 100 fucking points to lower level cards
win 1 - lose 2 , win 1 - lose 2
well, i got fucked in the ass for that day - donw 150 points and only 1 shitty reward
just another day fightin the bots and whales
and my deck lost another $1k in value - it might be time to sell some more shit
day 5 - defend
pulled off a quick streak - and then fucking lost to level 2's
still 100 points down from a couple days ago
win 1 - annnndddd fucking lose to the stupid fucking level 1 shithead - unfuckingbelievable
and then fucing lose with llama and kron combo - i cant fucking win for shit
taking a fucking break before i lose another 100 fucking points to shitty level 1's
1 worthless fucking sps reward
day 6- anti melee
annndddd there's 3 in row pissed away - stiiing right where i started 5 fucking days ago
6 fucking days and i can barely fucking budge forward - goddammmit , how many seasons of this horseshit am i going to tolerate this crap
pulled off a little streak - made it back to 1200ish
cant believe i havent been able to move up a league for 6 fucking days - EVERY GODDAM SEASON !!!!
win 1 - annnddddd turn around and fucking lose to a goddammm fucking level 1 - EVERY FUCKING DAY ALLL DAY !!!!!
pulled offf a lucky streak - made it to silver 2
sweet - finally got another decent streak going - might make it to silver 1 at this rate
6 rewards - ZERO FUCKING USABLE CARDS - the new rewards distribution is FUCKING GARBAGE !!!!
day 7-8-9
i went camping because FUCK THIS PLACE
day 10 - water
first match - water splinter not active
win 1 - annnnddddd turn around and fucking lose 3 - another typical bullshit day
win 2 - annnddddd fucking lose 3 more - LOL looks like i'm getting fucked out 100 points on day 10 - FUCKING AGAIN !!!!!
i should have just fucking stayed camping
pulled off a streak and made it to back to where i got fucked - stopping here before i lose it right fucking back
win 1 - 10 points , lose 1 - 30 fucking points
over and over and over and before you know it i lost 50 fucking points
i got 1 shitty card out of rewards
day 11 - water again
pulled off a little streak back to where i was 2 days ago
annndddd then fucking lose to a level 1 summoner - what a goddam joke
annnd fucking lose to the leve 1's again - there went all the points from streak - just like it never FUCKING HAPPENED AGAIN !!!!
win 2 - annndd fucking lose 2 , here we are going fucking backwards again
day 12 - defend
got a decent streak into silver 1 - annndddd imediately lose to a lower lever summoner w/lower level cards - EVERY FUCKING TIME
lose 2 more to fucking shitty level 1's - there went 70 fucking points real quick - FML
it'll take 3 fucking days to make up those points
got lucky and pulled off a streak - made it to back to where i was yesterday at least
nothing like battling your ass off to just end up standing fucking still
7 shitty rewards - ZERO USABLE CARDS in the draw LOL
day 13 - life uggggg, well this season will end shitty
well, got super lucky and pulled of 2 little streaks - almost made it to gold 3
a few more garbage rewards - at least i got a couple penny cards this time around
day 14 - stealth
one of my favs - except for the win 1 - lose 2 going backwards bullshit
annnddd there's fucking 3 in a row pissed away
pulled off a win3 - streak
taking a break before i fucking lose it all back
annnnnd fucking lost 3 in row - nothing like starting the day off by pissing away 100 fucking points
another day of fucked up splinterlands bullshit
season rewards
1 picked up a couple gold cards and a couple rares - pulled an epic thane newsong
nothing spectacular
it's coming 9,007,199,254,740,991
*(this account is for entertainment purposes only - please consult a mental health professional if you consider taking any of this seriously)