What is going on everybody! I would like to start by saying it is great to be on Steam it.
Developers be like:
I know, I know! It's Steemit. Won't happen again.
I really am grateful to the team for accepting me. I reached out to The Washington Post, New York times, Miami Herald, medium, coindesk, cointelegraph, etc. and they alllllll denied me. That's when I tried getting on Facebook, twitter, and the good ole Gram. Can't get rejected there, right? WRONG! They didn't even try to be polite and come up with a fake explanation as to why I couldn't sign up! They just sent me an Email that simply read:
"No."
They legit added a period to the word "No" to emphasize the finality of my rejection.
BUT THAT IS OKAY! The good folks at Steemit have given me a chance and I will not let them down.
Mom: "Like you let me down when you didn't graduate?"
Hey, hey! I was chasing my dreams!
Dad: "Like you let me down when you didn't show up to work yesterday because your 'dog ate your homework'? I'M YOUR FATHER! You don't have a dog or go to school!"
Pops, pops... Can't a man make a solemn, dignified promise these days? I am appalled by your lack of confidence in me. You should be ashamed yourselves. By the way... Can I borrow $50? I have to pay my phone bill...
Dad:
So I can keep my promise...
Dad:
Dad. Daaaad. Dad. C'mon. Don't look at me like the Steam team now!
Dad and Steamit team:
Thankyou, thankyou! I am The Bear Market Comedian. BMC for the syllabically challenged. Thankyou for your time and I'll see you soon.