On Tuesday the state of emergency was declared on all bigger cities around the world. Nearly all makeup sections in all drug stores worldwide are completely sold out because of 2 recently published tutorial videos about makeuping on youtube. The federal institute of modern metrosexuality and gayness stated, that disaster was triggered by the the overwhelming response to the corresponding posts on the brand new STEEM platform. The community was so excited about the tutorial, that they couldn't hold themselves back from buying a one year supply each, which completely exceeded the capacities of all suppliers. As a result there began a mafia war overall the makeup scene. Noname Lipstick prices on the black market rose up to 250$ each and baker men started to illegally produce pancake makeup in order to sell it for horrible prices. Further chimney sweepers abused their chimney waste for selfmade eyeliners. The situation is frighteningly tightening at the moment.
Roelandp, the author of the male makeup tutorial is shocked about the impact of his harmless written article on the whole world. "I didn't mean to imbalance the world. As a reparation I will not makeup for the next month. Additionally I will offer my complete brand lipstick stock for free. Anyone can get his free lipstick." In response the aggressive community raided his house and stole also all other makeup products.
Here the links to the apocalyptic articles:
https://steemit.com/beauty/@roelandp/the-first-steemit-male-makeup-tutorial-bringing-youtubers-to-steemit-roelandp-is-back
https://steemit.com/beauty/@guerrint/the-first-steemit-makeup-turtorial-bringing-youtubers-to-steemit