Once upon a time there was this cat walking down the side of the road.
Except this cat wasn't just walking, it was prancing and strutting, saying look at me, I'm a pretty cat. And this wasn't just any road, it was an icy mountain road in the middle of a blizzard. Well this family came driving up the mountain to go skiing on vacation. Well the kids in the back seat seen the cat and said daddy stop and pick up the cat or it will surely freez. Well daddy pulled over, and as soon as mommy opened the passenger door the cat jumped in and curled up in Daddy's lap and went to sleep. After a while the cat woke up and put it's paws on the steering wheel and started looking around. The kids started laughing, and said look the cat is driving. Then the cat put it's paw on the door handle and rolled down the window, and jumped off the steering wheel out the window, and caused the car to go off the road, and it exploded at the bottom of the cliff.