A Husband and Wife are having a drink in a pub, the husband suddenly notices his wife who keeps looking at a man sitting at the bar on his own and pissed out of his head, cradling his beer.
Husband Says "You know him?" "Yeah, he's an old boyfriend of 10 years ago, friends say he hasn't stopped drinking since we slit up"
"OMG!" replied the Husband"He's still celebrating after all this time!"
