Steemit is sooooo great!
I know steemit may not seem like much at first but trust me, it is the best platform ever.... I mean steemit fixes all the problems of capitalism! Most of the richest definitely help the poor get richer (just don't believe those that say that they only help their friends, they are just jealous, you know? conspiracy) but to make it even better, you can write up a blog of whatever you want and get steem for it, as long as you are okay with using the mediocre crappy markdown syntax, or you can use html just ignore those complaining about how you can't use the style attribute.
Don't forget that if you ever get stuck not knowing how to write your blog, each day there are 3-4 posts on the following: how to get followers, how to write your content better, the do's and do-not's of being a minnow, and so much more so you will never get caught in a slump!
And don't worry about copywrite or spam or plaguarism!
You see we have an entire section devoted just to this content! All you need to do is use the tag #steemit and you can plaguarize as much as possible, because every post in that section has been written over 400 times before!
Don't let this discourage you though, because there are so many other categories that you can post to!
Steemit is the best platform ever created and the creators of it definitely know what they are doing! I ean why wouldn't they downvote and destroy the account 
Now if you are at all confused as to how I am doing some of these things, thats because the people that write those tutorials on how to write a good steemit blog almost always leave out information, but its not like they intend to, sometimes they just might not know everything and because of that, the steem blockchain is an evolving wild of nature where people learn through hard trial and error!So to summarize, the best parts about steem blockchain are:
- The rich actually care about the poor!
- You can make millions by sitting at home and doing nothing!
- The creators care about your feedback into the system!
- All posts are equally likely to get voted upon
- And most importantly, you can write the exact same tutorial every day for a year and still get 100+ upvotes raking in $10-$100
Before I forget, there is also flagging! You see you can upvote an author to reward them or flag them to state that you do not like their content! And don't worry, people here are mature enough to be flagged and not write 7+ posts about how they got flagged and how the system is oppressing them.
To paraphrase, steemit is the best social network ever and you should join. And remember when you join to only post about how great steemit is, because if you don't think it is great, its because you haven't done it yet... Oh and don't forget to drink all of the coolaid so that our overlord steemit gods can send you the most rewards from their goddly seemingly infinite daily reward pool! Remember it will never run out because people definitely do not just post things to earn from the reward pool! So now since you want to skip all this text I will post memes and write Lorem Ipsum text beneath! So enjoy the memes as they will tell you how great steemit is!
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