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Top of the mornin' to ya laddies! My name is Jacksepticeye and welcome to Resident Evil 2 (remake) I played the demo of this very very recently but now the full game is finally out and I cannot wait because it's been a really long time since we had a really good horror game and I've heard fantastic things about this the reviews have all been really stellar and I mean, just the demo that I played that that 30 minute section already kinda blew me away so I'm very very excited about this I think it's going to be phenomenal um, so I wanna- I wanna get spooked (that will be easy, you big baby) I wanna see what's going on (the game) I've never- I should reiterate this if you haven't seen me play the demo of it I've never played Resident Evil 1, 2, or 3 (WHATTT!?!?) the original games I know! Blasphemy of the highest order! But, I've played Resident Evil 4, 5, a little bit of 6, and 7 um, so I haven't played Resident Evil 1, 2, or 3 so I don't really know the ins and outs of all the story and all the characters and everything so I'll be experiencing this for- continue? I don't have a save! I didn't even start the game yet! um, Leon S.
Kennedy I do know that you can play from Clair or Leon's perspective and you get two different versions of the game So I'm gonna start out with Leon Cause, that's the original scenario then Claire is the B side? Technically? Maybe? "Leon S. Kennedy" the 's' stands for sexy "After a few days of radio silence from his new post, Leon S. Kennedy drives to Raccoon city" "To scope things out" "Unbeknownst to him a nightmare awaits!" Don't do it Leon! Don't say it! Ok, let's do a regular ass plain normal jane mode because that's what I am Um, ho ho Holy crap! That fucking rendering it nuts! Ha! Got em' Jesus, that render on that burger and the facial animation was fucking bonkers! oh, it looks so good! uh, oh You're going to hit somebody dude! oh no! Oh God! Oh! Absolutely wiped her out! Must be a truck driver's worst nightmare Howdy bitch Oh god! You're gonna turn around, that what you're gonna do Fuck yeah Oh, is it Leon time? Is it sexy Kennedy? Leon Skennedy time There he is! Captain Jawline This is bad Hell yea Hm, 'yes we are open come on in and die' Oh straight into gameplay oh yeah oh yeah, look how good this game looks Jesus God I'm so excited for this Now that I'm not on a fucking 30 minute demo I can actually take my time I wanna search around and do everything cause again, I haven't played Resident Evil 2 so I don't know all the ends and outs and the secrets and stuff and what's added and what's new and what's old I'm excited to learn Hello? It's me, Mr.
Skennedy oh Ya think? Broken down police car bloody footprints everywhere They don't even have my favorite chocolate bars There's something definitely wrong also, I can hear someone freaking out oh hey bud Don't move, but also don't die oh! I really need to get a six pack ok, remind me when I come back dude what's going on over here though? I'm also really excited about the audio in this game because they use real time binaural audio And as a sound geek it's very impressive stuff actually, you know what? I'm a turn it up in my ear holes Oh God! Did you lock me in here? Oh! You son of a bitch! It's just you and me, sexy Kennedy "Caution heavy door" I laugh in your face! oh God oh God oh God! Oh! God! oh, god EWH! That's so fucked! oh, your face looks like a leather bag oh!I have a gun! Freeze Motherfucker! Halt in the name of sexy Kennedy! ok you had to do it to them Leon oh god My handgun's called Matilda Me and Matilda are gonna go waltzin' ok are you dead? oh! dat ass tho! Oh God, he's gonna get up again isn't he? Oh, stay down bitch Stay down bitch! It can be Leon, it can and it is Dah! Get- get off me! What do I press? Get off me bitch ok, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out I've seen one too many movies to know shit's all fucked Oh God, he's a zom now Ah! God! Ah! ok ok sorry This is for locking me in! Sit down.
Be humble oh, fuck. oh fuck, oh! God! There's zombos everywhere Claire! Now shoot! ok Is everybody alright? Oh geeze oh geeze oh god! Run Skennedy! Turn on the siren Blaze your way out of there ha! Straight into Raccoon city Shit's fucked Ooooh, Chris! Love's hard to come by. Do you think love can bloom on a battlefield? Just like one of my Japanese animes! Hoohoo, yeah buddy! Stong start. OOOOOO I'm excited Cause theres something just in the gameplay in this that feels just so perfectly 'video-gamey' and i dont know how to explain it It's just sooo fun to play! And they did such a good job... And the visuals really sell it though Visuals really sell a horror game -Is that Hunk? I wanna play as Hunk ;-; UwU Aah, that's cool. (Ominous Voice) Preseident Evil! If i became president this is what i want people to call me Something that i appriciate about the RE games is that it just drops you straight in It doesnt spend like, an hour setting things up, it was just like Oh, im here.
I don't need to explain why I need to start shootin' fools! Yeah I'm good. D'oh, God. Oh, Lordy. Oh hey! Uh oh. Uh oh! Is that our... burger friend?! Oh, Jesus. WERE ARE YOUR SEATBELTS? Like a glove. I like his shoes. I want his shoes. Welp, Claire's dead. Oh, Lord. 'I've been better!' coughing Got it. Oh, Lord. Oh, Lord. Yeah, it looks that way doesn't it? Oh my God, this looks so fuckin' pretty. OK! Calm down lady.
mimics tortured whiny scream YOU Okay. Bye. Peace out, bitches. I am not fuckin' with that. They're all drunk! Not everybody Leon. You're not turned. You're not #turnt. Oh, yess. Ah, the lighting is SO good! I wanna have sex with it. 'Cuse me. Ah! I'm out of bullets! Ok. I'm I'm I'mma go in here if you guys don't have anything to say about it. Please to make your acquaintance. Now LOCK that shit. Wait! But what about Claire? Haha! Suck on that, Zomboes. How does it feel to be locked in the other side of a cage? Actually I'm the one that kind of in a cage. The city's out there. Let me check around a little bit. Don't want to get my nice, new, white does all wet 'n dirty. Ok. Cool. Ahh! Familiar territory! Ok! Cool! Now, this is where we were in the demo so, I know what to do and where to go.
Marvin?! Where are you, man?! Sweet. Ok. Let's, let's save before we do anything else. Oh, the music! Real Proud Dad. That's Leon. He's a Real Proud Dad. Wait. Wait for it. Wait for the line delivery. laughs I AM THE LAW. Yep. Alrighty! I'm not in my sexy police uniform though. I know how to use a map. Though at some point in this play-through I am gonna get severely lost and you're gonna see me use the map ALOT. Ok. Let's see if there is anything different from the demo now.
OwO-UwU I need three items to go in there. One of them is in the statue up above.. Whoa. Might need to change my sensitivity a small bit. WOW, look at the size of this giant green herb. That's going to heal like 10 people. .
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